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missBhavin

Bring the tease back to the strip .... let's have some class with that ass ... hhmmmmm

About Me

.. BORN TO BE WILD I am the dance..... have done it all my life every type nearly, had a long love affair with Flamenco, classically and contemporary trained...I continue to explore movement... Im livin on the nth coast in the rainforest hinterland of Byron Bay.....where the wild things are.......... lots of funky people ,gigs,parties etc..... Im primarily a performance artist but moving into visual arts .... seems Im quite a wild woman with an adventurous spirit and liberal attitudes........as a dancer I am very attuned to the physical and enjoy a sensual existence........LIFE IS ART......I dance, do circus,fire and pole dancing , also entertain at mens gatherings ...I love being the only girl at the party and so it seems do they........essentially I feel like we need to be the change we want to see in the World.... it's so the only way....DON'T DREAM IT BE IT........[rocky horror picture show]NO PIC = NO ADD .... PROPOSALS WILL RECEIVE NO REPLY ... ESPECIALLY IF WE HAV NEVER MET ... DOH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant stand anything boring including ur messages and comments so make em good, if uwant me to add u as a friend get a display pic ...........apparently Im a MILF . . if I had to have a "PROPER" job I think I'd make a great high school sex education teacher..............KEEP BELIEVING. . . THE WORLD IS STILL AN AWESOME PLACE !!!!!!

My Interests

Dance , SEX , Flamenco freaks , Circus , acro & aerials , Fire,flying trapeze , Pole Dancing ,SEX, Crumping , body pump , Sex, music, art ,newly into graff, interior and landscape design, also clothing n shoe design.........used to be really into 60's Falcons etc had an XP and an XM 200 super pursuit..... but I've moved on to the 70's and u basically can't go past the monaro or charger .......... Im a performer have done mainly dance and fire but am now training with Spaghetti Circus really just dig going to parties n music festivals performing n having a great time meeting new people, having sex . Newest undertaking is pole dancing damn thats harder than it looks MUCH other stuff Im into BOOTS shoes hosiery lingerie costumes op shopping sewing ,anything creative cladding my van interior in crazy toy fur filling with pillows booze food firesticks n headin off to a bush party.........not coming back for a week. makin sure I left a six of corona and a lime in the fridge .........

I live to perform it combines my love of dressing up, showing off, and pleasing people its pretty exhilirating after u get over the nauseating fearful part ........ one of my characters is SPANKGRRRL!!

I'd like to meet:

other passionate ppl who r living their dreams who care passionately about the state of the planet and everything on it and even the state of outer space now that some fuckers have started messing things up ,up there as well .. hey if I was "the boss of everything ' which of-course I should be, I'd tell those fuckers it's "pack up time " and make them clean up the whole fkin planet [ and bloody outer space aswell ] anyway yeah ppl into dancing ,music, art , who love nature nd enjoy life ie partying, ,SEX ,crazy , SEX , clothes, SEX ,I dig down to earth crew who r keepin it real whilst havin heaps o fun ...I'm not into being cool...I'm into being warm ...... PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO HAVE OVER FOR DINNER------ a whole bunch of circus, fire, n burlesque performers....break dancers , rappers , muso's.... allsorts o guys who make me laugh .... I'm open to love but not of the possessive kind ...having been a mum for 18yrs I cherish my newfound freedom and if I can maintain my individuality inside a healthy happy relationship well I will consider it nothing less than miraculous ........Oh and I'd like to get stranded somewhere hot and tropical and deserted with Seany B for about a week hhhmmmm THIS SLIDE SHOW WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 44 YRS OLD !!

Music:

Music from my formative years thats still great...Daddy Cool, Stevie Wright, Marc Bolan & T Rex, Frank Zappa, Bowie, Suzi Quatro, The Doors, Brian Eno, Talking Heads, Hot Chocolate, Small Faces , Slade , the Sweet , Lou Reed , The Cure , The Clash, The The.... Real old stuff BILLIE HOLIDAY , ELLA FITZGERALD , big band stuff, swing , .I dont like most country,metal,cock rock,boy bands etc I dig breakbeat, drum n bass, hip hop, funk, deep sxy house, bit o psy trance actually so dont know my music I really enjoy female artists love PINK'S new pisstake STUPID GIRLS you GO GIRL...... I dig lots of local Byron crew Fatter than Nusrat, Boneyard, Mighty pragmatics, Puss, The Re mains, Brittlefex , all my DJ MATES DeeDee, Slinky, AB , POB , Noodles, Scooter PENDULUM.. KID KENOBI & MC SHURESHOCK....INFECTED MUSHROOM.....BANDS...ESKIMO JOE.... -GOLDFRAPP...GREENDAY.... GRINSPOON....OUTKAST......PRODIGY......PROPELLOR HEADS...PORTISHEAD.....MASSIVE ATTACK .....MOLOKO....MORCHEEBA....LAMB......BASEMENT JAAX .....GORILLAZ....FOO FIGHTERS..NO DOUBT....BLACK EYED PEAS... FERGIE sssoooooo HOT....RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS ....WOLFMOTHER.....HILL TOP HOODS...THE CURE...THE CLASH ...BLONDIE....EURYTHMICS...SPLIT ENZ...CROWDED HOUSE..MIDNIGHT OIL....ooops gone back in time again.....CAT EMPIRE [was great to meet u ]... FLAMING LIPS....IOTA beautiful voice babe go Hedwig.......

Movies:

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW ...TANK GIRL...THE FIFTH ELEMENT .......BRAZIL....BARBARELLA ....... Wild at heart, Places in the Heart, Human Traffic, Better than Sex, Feeling Sexy, Moulin Rouge or just everything by Baz Luhrmann, Chicago.......Flashdance make that trashdance but how HOT is Jennifer Beales, any movie with dance in it despite the terrible storylines etc.....The Turning Point with Barishnikov, Dancing at the Blue Iguana some good pole work in that one ,.Everything by CARLOS SAURA.......Yu tu Mama Tambien two horny young boys and one older woman with nothing to lose ! a recipe for success ! Sex and Lucia , do we see some kind of pattern emerging here what the world needs is more female driven arthouse bi/erotica ....... Life changing stuff....Ground Hog Day ,A Simple Plan, When Night is Falling , this one combines girl sex and circus Goddamn.................... tank girl rules love ur wrk sista xxxxxxxx

Television:

YES !!! it's a 67 Corvette a little younger than me but just as hot.........Watching the World Cup Soccer.....Austar Comedy channel "Im Rick James bitch enjoy yourself" channel V learnin them dance moves ABC , SBS , World movies , the best TV show ever made [ in my opinion ] was BUSH MECHANICS made by a friend David Batty at the time when we were living in the Alice [ Central Desert ] absolutely brilliant , havent actually watched since I got MYSPACE

Books:

STORY OF MY LIFE IN PICS...these are from "back in the Day " early to mid 90"sNot reading anything seriuos ,,read all that fullon heavy stuff already....lol !!!most profoundly life changing book Ive read would be Marge Piercy "Woman on the edge of time" back in da 80's .......hey does anyone have a copy of this book coz its outta print n someone permanently borrowed my last copy......Eat Me was a good read .....reading loads of light wieght fiction purely for relaxation and escapism......

Heroes:

TANK GIRL,PIPPI LONGSTOCKING, Suzi Quatro, Chrissie Amphlett, Joni Mithchell,Frida Kahlo, Anais Nin,Bjork , Fergie, Madonna, Eve, Gwen Stefani [but she's shoulda stayed in NO DOUBT ] the chick from Garbage, Sarah Mcleod from Super Jesus any woman who's given birth vaginally without drugs

. . . .soooo many add some more another day...........Oh male heroes Dalai Lama, YODA, David Suzuki, Bill Mollison, Peter Garrett, Mikhail Barishnikov, Picasso, and Ewan Mcgregor coz he's cheeky and loves showing off his COCK thanx Ewan

My Blog

a hangover to mask the sadness.... or drink to forget

my first birthday without my Dad albeit always in the background ... now not there at all ... how hard would it be to write only one name on my card after writing two for some 50 years ....to be alone...
Posted by missBhavin on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:22:00 PST

TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG THAT IS A QUESTION ???

MY BIRTHDAY followed by my birthing day .... 45 huh hmmm yeah well .... how many times does 21 go into 45 .... hmmmm yeah well ......more than twice I do believe ..... so I seem to be now on the wrong...
Posted by missBhavin on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

NEVER ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY.....OR YEARS IN A LIFE

Started painting my longe room wall at 9pm tonight ...LOL thats just plum crazy ....typical single person stuff ...u can do whatever you want any old time .... dusted off my Flamenco shoes today and b...
Posted by missBhavin on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:50:00 PST

REMEMBERANCE......

We simply forgot...How soon we have forgotten...what we truly know...how come we lost the expressions...of so long ago...once we knew what it was all about...it came with ease and we need'nt shout...l...
Posted by missBhavin on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST

CURVES ....A CELEBRATION OF THE FEMALE FORM.......

When my body was young and as close to perfect as it was ever going to be ..... I hated it   covered it up....so embarassed about my voluptuous ass n thighs   .....now that I'm at ...
Posted by missBhavin on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:34:00 PST

IT'S A TOUGH JOB BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT...!!!!! notes from the Official Spliff Inspector..

NIMBIN MARDI GRASS 2006   task complete   mission accomplished.. arrived Nimbim approx 3pm Fri afternoon , gorgeous sunny weather and the townsfolk were well girded for the frey......
Posted by missBhavin on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

HALLELULJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M CURED

from clean FREAK to lazy slob in the click of a mouse........ OMIGOD u should see my house..........dust bunnies lurk beneath my couch.. GOOD LORD Im even starting to slouch....... ha ha the kids...
Posted by missBhavin on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:37:00 PST

I thought u were my friend oh hey u just wanted to have sex with me now u hate me dah!

WHAT IS A ; FRIEND    someone who'll notice u have pesto in ur teeth   and tell u.......won't flirt with ur lover  ......rub ur stinky feet after a night on the town in h...
Posted by missBhavin on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST