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About Me

When I was 1 I lived in government assisted housing. When I was 2 my little brother Dara was born and my life has been downhill ever since. When I was 3 my finger got slammed in the door and my nail fell off...but it grew back. When I was 4 He-Man came to my birthday party and my affinity for blonde muscle boys began. When I was 5 I started kindergarten and would call my teacher mommy. When I was 6 I had my first nightmare that I can remember; Count Chocula was chasing me and I wasn't sure what he wanted, but it was bad and I was scared. When I was 7 my little brother Ariya was born. He had a green birthmark on his butt. It went away after a few years, but it was very funny. We told him he was adopted from the Frog Face Family and that he was actually a frog/human hybrid. When I was 8 I studied Shotokan karate and my affinity for combat sports began. When I was 9 Greg got to play Santa in our 3rd grade play and I was seething with jealousy because he was the most untalented motherfucker in all of third grade. When I was 10 I went to Iran, man what a fucked up joint. When I was 11 I got my own bedroom for the first time since that asshole Dara was born. When I was 12 I started at a new school and somehow went from geek to chic, most likely because I escaped the stigma that comes with pulling a Tanya Harding on Greg (see age 9). When I was 13 I masturbated for the first time and got my first fake ID. When I was 14 I got a tattoo. When I was 15 I was pretty much completely out. When I was 16 I finished high school and had my license suspended for receiving 5 moving violations in one year. When I was 17 I started go go dancing and my affinity for exhibitionism began. When I was 18 I moved to LA and went from ultra fabulous to ultra mega fabulous. When I was 19 I had a live-in boyfriend, but guaranteed sex twice a day ended up not really being worth it. When I was 20 I started film school at USC. When I was 21 I got drunk for the first time...and if you believe that you clearly haven't been paying attention. When I was 22 I graduated from USC. When I was 23 I moved to NYC and started law school. When I was 24 I began training 5x a week to be an amateur boxer and officially replaced my crack addiction with a MySpace addiction. When I was 25, I spent 2 months volunteering at a Kenyan orphanage.

My Interests

boxing, reading, rollerblading, movies, dancing, eating out, shopping, being the center of attention, being naked, my friends, my family, looking fly

I'd like to meet:

Men who are men who act like gay guys. I do not find the fact that you can crush an aluminum can on your head, that your apartment is dirty, that you wear ugly clothes that don't fit and that you can recite sports statistics sexy. I find it appalling. Woo me with a soft head, clean apartment, well tailored clothing and the recitation of Golden Globes nominees...categorized into best outfit and worst hair. That said, please be able to kill a spider without squealing and be able to paint something other than your toenails.

Music:

Madonna, Gorillaz, Basement Jaxx, Cher, Biggie, Aaliyah, Bon Jovi, Journey, Dolly Parton, Linkin Park, Googoosh, BEP, Mylo.The banned videos:

Movies:

Best in Show, Legally Blonde, Moulin Rouge, The English Patient, Wet Hot America Summer, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Finding Nemo, March of the Penguins, Mad Hot Ballroom, The Hours, Mildred Pierce, It Happened One Night, 28 Days Later, Silence of the Lambs

Television:

Weeds, Lost, Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, Golden Girls, The Muppet Show

Books:

Auto-Fellatio for Dummies

Heroes:

Olivia Newton-John

My Blog

Day 1

Well, I'm only on the first leg of my trip and I already have OOOODLES to tell. I'm sitting at Amsterdam Airport Schiphol (no they don't sell weed in the terminals) waiting to connect to Nairobi, Keny...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

Why I Hate Leaving Manhattan

Below is a recounting of my journey home to JFK from fabulous Minneapolis, MN.My mother was driving me to the airport from her house in the middle of nowhere; also known as Plymouth, MN. We were going...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

Diet and Exercise

Why is it always the fattest, grossest person who is offering me diet and exercise tips? The security guard at school saw me eating a salad and said "You're eating the healthiest thing here" I said "T...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

Sex and the City Sighting

Don't get all excited, but I spotted a Sex and the City actor. This was my second sighting. The first was Mario Cantone (Anthony Marantino) walking down the street in Chelsea. Shocking, I know, but th...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

Blog update

Sorry, been swamped, here goes.Sunday-Barbri is a bar prep course that many law students take (and need) in order to pass the bar. If you sign up in advance, you get access to these mini-reviews befor...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

I think I crossed a line...

Me to one of my professors in an email:HeyHow are you? I hope well.Yesterday in class I thought you mentioned that there was a work forhire services agreement posted on the web course, but when I trie...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

CRAZY antique furniture bitch on West Broadway

New York law school had a fire drill. We all evacuate. My friend Amy warns me not to sit on the steps outside the antique furniture place. Evidently she put her 50 pound schoolbag on the steps and was...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:27:00 PST

Cell Phone Survey- Because it's different

1. Grab your phone.How the fuck is this a part of the survey? It's not even a question, it's an instruction. Furthermore, if it's a CELL PHONE survey shouldn't it go without saying that you need to gr...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

It's my dick in a face, dick in a faaace

So, as many of you may know, a very standard gogo move is to sort of "Gyrate Your Cotch" n a person's face. It's the gogo dancing equivalent of "The Running Man" or the "Pop and Lock". You just ...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:28:00 PST

A Weekend in the Life of a Law Student

Friday, 6pm: Come home from work, have hour long conversation with civil rights lawyer about lawsuit against Denver Police Department.Friday, 8pm: Clean apartment.Friday, 9pm: Grill a chicken breast a...
Posted by animadversion; noun:Harsh criticism or disapproval on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:44:00 PST