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Mae

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About Me

when you've tasted excess, everything else tastes bland.

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My Interests

- Horror
- Animals
- Reading
- Music
- Howard Hughes
- Nostalgia
- Movies
- Awkward moments
- Getting out of control
- Solitary confinement
- Killer dance parties of one
- Emotional robots
- 80s metal
- Sir Walter Kronkite of the Lyndale
- Winston Churchill, esquire
- Dirty boys

I'd like to meet:

The Pinky to my Brain, my ISFP.

Music:

2 Live Crew
3 Inches of Blood
Against Me!
Tori Amos
Balzac
Bel Biv Devoe
Between the Buried and Me
Black Dahlia Murder
Blood Brothers
Body Count
Bone Thugs N Harmony
C+C Music Factory
Patsy Cline
Cradle of Filth
Cursive
Daisy Chainsaw
The Decemberists
Detroit Cobras
Dillinger Escape Plan
Drama
Dragonforce
Eazy E
The Faint
Faith No More
Fantomas
G-unit
Gilette
Guns N Roses
Billie Holiday
icollide
INXS
Michael Jackson
Jay-Z
Joan Jett
The Locust
Lovage
Lydia Lunch
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Madonna
Marilyn Manson
Mars Volta
MC Hammer
Motley Crue
Mott the Hoople
Mr Bungle
Mr Nasty Raps
Murder By Death
Murder City Devils
Nelly
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
NWA
NY Loose
Outkast
Poe
Portishead
Prince
Public Enemy
Queen
Rasputina
Refused
Salt N Pepa
She Wants Revenge
Frank Sinatra
Sir Mixalot
Slayer
Snoop Doggy Dogg
Snow
Switchblade Symphony
Technotronic
Tomahawk
Tone Loc
Trick Daddy
Trina
Tupac
Vanilla Ice
Stevie Wonder

this list evolves too quickly to update and you probably won't read it anyways.

Movies:

biodome, nightmare on elm street, halloween, friday the 13th, godfather, the secret adventures of tom thumb, lynch movies, brigitte bardot movies, the cabinet of dr. caligari, taxi driver, borat, little miss sunshine, the omen, troma movies, john waters movies, suspiria, freaks, switchblade sisters, purple rain, the boys of company c, so on, and so on.

Television:

Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks, Sex and the City, Hulk Hogan's Rock n' Wrestling, Roseanne, Full House, the L Word, Nip/Tuck, House Hunters, The Dog Whisperer, Animal Cops, Dog tournaments, Golden Girls, Punky Brewster, the Golden Palace, Jem and the Holograms, VH1 30 years of hiphop, Scrubs, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Law & Order: SVU, Campus Ladies, The Sopranos, The Girls Next Door, Grey's Anatomy, Dexter.

Civilized life, with all it's threats and potential dooms, is too much to bear without the respite of three hundred channels.

Books:

Too often and too much to list. This week I am into, once again, dirty rock star biographies. Thanks, Slash.

Heroes:

My dogs (Sir Walter, and Winston, esquire), Mike Patton, Brigitte Bardot, Nikki Sixx, Peewee Herman, Axl Rose, Michael Jackson, and Hulk Hogan.

My Blog

beat it.

i just made the sweetest cake. i can't tell you what it is yet, because it is a surprise for a coworker's birthday tomorrow. it's fucking hilarious and looks like a 5 year old made it. i'll post pi...
Posted by Mae on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST

sometimes, in the dark.

over and over, beethoven feels good in a dark and distant way. that one feeling, the one part of me, that has disappeared for so many years except in some small, fluttering manner after a regretful n...
Posted by Mae on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:07:00 PST

but more on that later.

Bit torrents make me happy and less poor. I have been watching Dexter season 2 over the past week. I should also probably catch up on Nip/Tuck so I can get back to watching it when it actually airs....
Posted by Mae on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:02:00 PST

jacuzzi...swimming pool...jacuzzi...swimming pool. see the difference?

nelly is a man of very important words.speaking of nelly, i lost my grill during a drinkout on saturday night. lisa and i tied at one bottle of rum each and i would have beat her by a mini bottle of ...
Posted by Mae on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:07:00 PST

fuck.

alone right now?yes.
Posted by Mae on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:20:00 PST

december 4th.

is walter's oncology appointment at the u of m. this has become so surreal. but i guess i can put all of this away until december 4th. i really needed today to fall apart, which, luckily for me, i ...
Posted by Mae on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:59:00 PST

fuck cancer.

walter has cancer. please don't reply to this, i don't want to talk about it.here's what i know: the mass on his nose is a probable melanoma mass. he can't get it surgically removed because of the l...
Posted by Mae on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:37:00 PST

i gotta start feedin’ y’all hood food.

walter is feeling much better. he's still crying a little, but his gums are much less sore today. so life is improving. now all i need is negative test results for melanoma.i got the slash biograph...
Posted by Mae on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:43:00 PST

enough.

walter will not stop crying, and i don't want to give him an overdose of pain meds.i'm dying inside.
Posted by Mae on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:46:00 PST

hook, line, and sinker.

today mostly sucked.lunch with sandee and jessica was good. everything else was lame.starting with bringing my car to the mechanic. a $1200 estimate to get an oil change and brake pads changed? FUC...
Posted by Mae on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:50:00 PST