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Don Juan DeSzabo

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live Josh Homme

About Me

Allow myself to introduce myself...I'm a 24 year old livin in Minneapolis, MN...always up for a good time, probably party way too much , but hey , why not . I lived in Cali for 9 years then MN for the remainder, up north to be exact . Now I'm living in UPTOWN on 1st Ave S and working in downtown Minneapolis selling furniture at the Designer Marketplace. Basically on this to make some friends.I can get a date,I am very sociable and I have a very unique sense of humor.All that I actually want is to meet some people with brains that function similar to mine, I don't want a bunch of followers who let others make decisions for their indecisive selves...I want to meet stand up people with original ideas...not a tag along tool. CANCERMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative Extremely random and proud of it Freak in bed Spontaneous Great telling stories Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it Someone you should hold on to

My Interests

Music is great, Movies rule,Boobs... Coors light is delicious, Jager is my best friend,I like lifting at the gym, My friends interest me much, I've got the coolest homies this side of the mighty Mississippi, Outdoor stuff is what i'm still in Minnesota for, Camping, Hiking, swimming, fishing, Climbing, etc. I love sleep more than any human can, ask my buddies, i'm pretty hard to get ahold of. Animals are fucking rad, my parents get the opportunity to take care of all of them as i barely self sustain,1 dog, a fat mo fo'in cat. I use to have a Supra, i loved that car to death, and by death i mean sideswiped by some asshole running a red light, but hey thats just my luck. As of now, my main interests and what i want to pursue is screenwriting and scriptwriting, I decided i'm gonna teach myself how to, seems to be fun to me. What a better way to get into acting than writing myself into something, it'll work out. "TrusT Me" TraiLer
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I'd like to meet:

Josh Homme,I'd like to meet alot of people, If i add you without saying anything it means there was something about you that intrigued me, so basically feel free to ask why... I am down to get dinner and drinks and just meet new people in general, everyone has a personality, i'm just looking for some similar to mine, kinda hard to find, considering the fact i'm crazy and my friends are right there along side of me. Not an insane type crazy, just the kind of crazy that lets me know to live each minute like its my last, i'd like to meet fun spontaneous no holds barred people, why u ask?? cause those peeps are the best kind!! So basically if your on here as my friend I would probably go out and meet up with ya....I can always find some free time....peace peeps.By the way, Dane Cook is not funny, if he is funny so is cancer..fuck Dane Cook in his stupid unfunny ass. ~Jason~

Music:

Queens of the Stone Age.- Desert Sessions- Eagles of Death Metal- LIKEHELL- Death from Above 1979- Modest Mouse- Bob Marley- Snot- Incubus- Mason Jennings- Ben Harper- Muse- Mark Lanegan- Slightly Stupid- Wookie Foot- Tool- A Perfect Circle- Machine Head- Filter- R.A.T.M.- Soundgarden- Pearl Jam- Smashing Pumpkins- Nailbomb- Sepultura- Type O Negative- Fear Factory- Deftones- Sublime- Pepper- System of a down- Pink Floyd- Jimmi Hendrix- Dredge- Ugly Casanova- the Pixies- White Zombie- the Strokes- Guns n Roses- Stevie Wonder- Chevelle- the Animals- so many to list, i fuckin hate country=AKA goat roping music, not a fan of rap either,rap is Gay.I consider musicians to be people who can actually play instruments,not talk in rythmic patterns.

Movies:

*Death Sentence *Ravenous *LA Confidential *The Life Aquatic *Night of the living dead *Dawn of the dead *Return of the living dead part 2 *The Salton Sea *True Romance *In the Mouth of Madness *Run Ronnie Run *Wet, Hot, American Summer *Man on Fire *Déjà vu *Momento *Grandma’s Boy *John Rambo *The Monster Squad *Shocker *The People Under the Stairs *They Live *Escape from LA *Misery *The Shining *Maximum Overdrive *American Psycho *The Machinist *Equilibrium *Rescue Dawn *Pet Semetary 2 *Dead Man *Spy Game *The Adventures of Baron Munchausen *Running Man *Fast Times at Ridgemont High *Mad Max *The Road Warrior *Band of Brothers *We Were Soldiers *Judgement Night *Evil Dead *Evil Dead 2 *Army of Darkness *Bubba Hotep *No Escape *Goodfellas *Casino *Battle Royale *Saving Private Ryan *Donnie Darko *U-Turn *Sin City *Alive *City of God *Gladiator *The Frighteners *Identity *13th Warrior *Stand by Me *Where the Buffalo Roam

Television:

Kenny vs. Spenny!!!!!!!!(best show ever created-if you haven't heard of it you will!!!) Californication,Dexter. Man vs.Wild, Deadwood,Weeds,Flight of the Conchords, Family Guy,LOST,Robot Chicken, Colbert report !!!

Books:

The kind with ink and paper.I have a short attention span when reading, therefore I lose interest pretty quick.

Heroes:

Josh Homme,Bear Grylls,David Cross,Eric Idle,Jack Black, Bill Hicks,Orca,Elvis,Bruce Campbell,Leslie Nielson,Chevy Chase,Doug Stanhope,Nick Swardson,Daniel Tosh anybody who agrees that dane cook is not funny...

My Blog

The Institution of Marriage

So a customer conversation today brought up marriage and struck me to give some random thoughts about it. Ever have a run in or a friend that seemed to be with the same person for years,then they got ...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:01:00 PST

A little bit of insight on my behalf.

I'll basically add anybody, but chances are if you suck at life worse than I, you'll probably end up getting made fun of by me,but i'm pretty sure there aren't many folk that live lives as uneventful ...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:03:00 PST

wanna think about something funny????:)

Think about Dane Cooks asshole career in 5 years. I can't even crack a smile when that fuck speaks, I'de feel like i was laughing at a fucking retard, and thats wrong.Stupid unfunny exaggerated moveme...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:15:00 PST

The Life and Death of Peter Sellers

I just recently found a movie which really caught my eye. I've always been a huge fan of Peter Sellers, for those of you who aren't familiar he was inspector Clouseau from the old school Pink Panther ...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:38:00 PST

Ted Nugent interview with a French journalist

this shit is great.....Ted Nugent interviewed by French journalist. The journalist asks ''What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it ''Are you my frie...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST

suicide girls

I THINK THAT THE SUICIDE GIRLS.............                              ...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

Question Self Fulfillment

Every waking day the same repetitive nothingness occurs, as I am not one to be a philosophical ever. I have a great deal of trouble trying to figure out why? What the fuck? Stress like this at 22  b...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 10:16:00 PST

Roommate's Newsletter

Hey everyone! I am back with the 31st newsletter and given that school is now in fullswing and Im hella busy, this newsletter will be quotes only. Read them.Live them. Love them. This is the hilar...
Posted by Don Juan DeSzabo on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 03:08:00 PST