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Scandaliz

About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Off is the direction in which I'd like you to fuck

My Blog

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself

Found some old ones... Things You Have NOT Been Asked In A Survey...Promise!1. Do you know anyone in prison?Well, I used to meet guys there (you don't really have to work hard to please them) but...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 14:33:00 GMT

News for you.

Cyclones. Earthquakes. Thousands of people dead. Creepy men from Austria. These are just a few horrifying things that have been gracing our current headlines as of late. Side note: Can you fucki...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 18:17:00 GMT

Okay...just a few more...

Wednesday, June 14, 2006 ..>..> ..> ..:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" />..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Flag Day Rocks my Worl...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 17:49:00 GMT

Old ones:

Monday, December 19, 2005..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> ..> ..:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /> Indubitably Current mood: gu...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:04:00 GMT

Tabasco does not mix well with h2o

I was checking my work email this morning at my internship (which takes at least 2 hours because I am on all these goddamn email listservs which means I have about 8271621921 and 1/2 emails...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:43:00 GMT

Shake this disease

I'm not going down on my knees,Begging you to adore meCan't you see its miseryAnd torture for meWhen I'm misunderstoodTry as hard as you can, I've tried as hard as I couldTo make you seeHow important ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:16:00 GMT