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About Me

The first time Yassir got on stage at the age of nineteen, he did not do well. As a matter of fact, he was awful. Awful like pet food or toothpaste made in China. No one left feeling well. Then, he got funnier. Way Funnier. So funny, that people started speaking in blurbs about him. Still a non-believer? Check out what these moderately respected people had to say about Yassir Lesterâ€™s comedy-
"Heâ€™s the reason I freed the slaves." -Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the United States of America
"I wish I was still alive so I could laugh at that nigga." -Eazy E, founding member of NWA
"Me Chinese, Yassir tell joke." -Jackie Chan, Star of the RUSH HOUR film franchise
"She shouldnâ€™t have tried to leave. And Yassir is freakinâ€™ hilarious." -Phil Spector, music producer
"I try to be exactly Yassir. I wish I was him. Iâ€™m an Idiot." -Richard Branson, owner of Virgin Corporation
"Whoâ€™s Yassir?" -every working comedian
Impressed. Thought so. Stick around. Read some mind blowing blogs. Comment on pictures. And show him some love. Thank you.And if you’re a fan of screenwriting go here. These scripts will blow your mind. Seriously. You might die. Best Scripts ever!

My Interests

Money. Alchohol. Jesus.

I'd like to meet:

People who say "smashed potatoes" instead of "mashed". So I can hurt them.

Music:

Outkast. Vonnegutt. TPV.

Movies:

Shotgun!

Books:

Ones with pictures of Boobs in them. So, naturally, travel magazines. Stuff my brother has written.

Heroes:

My Family. Comic book Creators, Film Makers, Musicians, and any other sort of artist. And Jamie Thomas, the greatest skateboarder to ever exist. He's like Jesus, but on a skateboard. Or jesus is a non skateboarding version of Jamie Thomas. Yes, I'm done now.

My Blog

Emoticons-

I have depression. At least, I think I have depression. What do you call it when you hate people, places, and things? Obviously, I'm not a fan of nouns, but I can't put my finger on it. The fact is, I...
Posted by Yassir Lester on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:49:00 PST

REAL life Dude 1

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Posted by Yassir Lester on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:08:00 PST

Emo kids-

would make great suicide bombers.
Posted by Yassir Lester on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST

Heath Ledger

Is the world's biggest dead beat dad.
Posted by Yassir Lester on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:16:00 PST

Can you even believe it?

ALLVVINNNNNN!!!Alvin and the chimpmunks!Alvin and the fuckin' chipmunks!!Alive!On screen! There's a pretty wild sex scene though, involving the chipmunks and Dave Seville. Which is gross. I saw it. Ho...
Posted by Yassir Lester on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:10:00 PST

Crank that!

Soulja Boy - Crank Dat lyricsAlbum: Unknown.. type=text/javascript> --> --> --> --> --> ringtones('Soulja Boy',''); -->..> [Chorus]Soulja Boy up in it (OH!)Watch Me Crank ItWatch Me RollWatch Me Cra...
Posted by Yassir Lester on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:56:00 PST

Whatever Happened to AIM?

I remember, in the not too distant past, when a different type of internet friendship rage was sweeping the nation. That rage: AOL's Instant Messenger.I was in high school when I first heard of it. An...
Posted by Yassir Lester on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

People hate me

For those that like me... Thanks. For those that don't, it's understandable. But why????I'm not the coolest person in the world, I know that. As a matter of fact, I'd tell you that before you got the ...
Posted by Yassir Lester on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

Bulletins

Hello again. It's me, Yassir aka Sammy Sweatervest.Now, for those of you that have had the honor of talking to me in person, you know that I complain a lot. Sometimes joking, sometimes serious. But th...
Posted by Yassir Lester on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:02:00 PST

I copy my lil' brother alot.

Everytime he has an Idea for something, I do it. He changes his myspace picture, and I'm all like, (Inner Dialogue) "Yeah, I needs to be changin' my myspace pho-to-graf too". That's what I sound like...
Posted by Yassir Lester on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:29:00 PST