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Jonno

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About Me

Hi Im Jonno (aka Red-Dragon, aka Chonno)I am a Film Student studying Bachelor of Screen Arts at UNITEC. A funny thing happened at UNI one day during a sound assessment. I was setting up some levels and had headphones on. The tutor was talking to me and I swear I heard him call me something. So I took off the headphones and asked him, "Did you just call me a cunt?" haha the tutor looked so shocked. Will who was also doing the assessment with me cracked up and told the rest of the class what had happened. Those buggers wont let me live it down haha. Everyone now asks if I just called them a cunt.

What do you write about in these things? Hmm I hate Black and White Shoes they are so plain, boring and unoriginal...and I am sick of being like everyone else. When you look at my shoe collection you will only find bright blue, bright yellow and bright red shoes haha. Im currently working on finding some bright green ones so if anyone knows where I can find some please send me a msg
Your results:
You are Batman Batman 85% Robin 77% Superman 70% Catwoman 60% Spider-Man 60% Green Lantern 60% Supergirl 50% Hulk 40% Wonder Woman 30% Iron Man 25% The Flash 15% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
You scored as Dragon.
Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.
Dragon


92%

Demon


83%

Faerie


50%

Angel


42%

Mermaid


34%

WereWolf


17%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonno
Birthday: Im too old to disclose this information :P
Birthplace: Greenlane, Auckland, New Zealand
Current Location: Epsom, Auckland, New Zealand
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Normally its black but gets dyed red or copper lol
Height: 6'1" or 187cm for the Kiwis
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Errr from a rice field village in Western China somewhere where the buffalo roam
The Shoes You Wore Today: Addias Las Angeles Lakers Yellow/Purple Basketball Shoes lol
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: Heights, Ghosts and Zombies :S
Your Perfect Pizza: Omg at the moment.. Dominos Meatball one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get to at least 80kg in weight... a 6pack of abs would be good to instead of my 1-pack lol
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Omg it cant be that time already... 5 more minutes lol
Your Best Physical Feature:
Your Bedtime: Between the hours of 1am-5am :)
Your Most Missed Memory: How can i remember it if ive missedplaced it?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ummm havent tried either :|
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino not that Im a heavy coffee drinker
Do you Smoke: No freaking way... healthy lungs healthy lungs :P
Do you Swear: Not that I fucking know of
Do you Sing: Ummmm too much lol... anyone wanna go Karaoke with me?
Do you Shower Daily: Every night and sometimes in the morning if im not rushing around cause Im late
Have you Been in Love: Im pretty sure I am in love now :)
Do you want to go to College: Stupid American terms... College is that NZ High school equivilent? or is that University Equivilent lol... Hahaha hmm I shouldnt be in college lol
Do you want to get Married: One day yes
Do you belive in yourself: hahahahahahahahahahaha is this a joke? No I dont believe in myself at all... aww everyone feel sad for Jonno
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope I love roller coasters and fun rides like them... I cant get enough G Forces
Do you think you are Attractive: hahahahhahahahahahaha another joke? Not one bit
Are you a Health Freak: errr trying to be so I can reach my goal. For Breakfast I have Burger King, Lunch is Wendys, Dinner is KFC and Dessert is Maccas lol
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea I think we are pretty sweet now... they will tell u something different tho if u ask them lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea they are pretty kewl. get to stay inside and watch DVDs all day lol
Do you play an Instrument: Keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes... got totally wasted one night.. Thanks Tom :(
In the past month have you Smoked: No way, I refuse to smoke because it killed my Grandfather :(
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never umm oh wait hmmm what type of drugs? lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes with the most Down to Earth, beautiful and sexiest girl on this planet... Love ya babe
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately I work in a fricken mall so I am there every week :(
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A Box!! who the hell can eat a box of oreos?!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes had some vegetarian sushi the other day which was pretty nice :)
In the past month have you been on Stage: ummm I prefer not to be in front of millions of eyes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No Thank God
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Errr ummmm once my clothes come off people start running
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does stealing contact solution from my sister count?
Ever been Drunk: Have been drunk to the point where I vomit like crazy but not to the point where I act like a total moron
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha me a tease? lol Doubt it I would love to hear that tho one day I think lol
Ever been Beaten up: Nope I think I was the bully back in school and used to beat others up lol
Ever Shoplifted: No never haha I have more sense than that lol I hope... I have worked for Kmart Security before... Shoplifters are dumbasses lol
How do you want to Die: What kind of fricking question is this?! Umm I hopefully wanna die of old age and not regretting anything in my life and also having done everything I want to before that day comes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Happy Husband and Father :)
What country would you most like to Visit: Probably Japan or Rome next
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue like Laura's
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde Like Laura's
Short or Long Hair: Short Like Laura's
Height: How tall are you babe? 168cm
Weight: Im not allowed to say her weight :)
Best Clothing Style: The Way Laura Dresses :) Conservative and Smart
Number of Drugs I have taken: Does this include panadol? I cant count how many times ive taken panadol lol
Number of CDs I own: Omg you come and count them if you really wanna know this
Number of Piercings: None... Thinking of getting one though maybe... Nah It wont suit me I dont think
Number of Tattoos: None but definitely gonna get a dragon one day on my arm somewhere
Number of things in my Past I Regret: About 50 billion things... Unfortunately we cant change the past... if we could my life would be perfect... I would never have bought that damn... ok shhh no comment lol

My Interests

Hahaha its my pet turtle, Speedy, from World of Warcraft :D

adopt your own virtual pet!
This game takes a while to load but its bloody awesome hahaha

Thought since I am training to be a ninja I thought I better have a ninja themed game on here lol

Im so addicted to this game thanks Fitzy and Karl lol

I love to watch movies and love watching cartoons every now and then including Naruto, Xmen and Futurama. I am a total Martial Arts nut, loving everything about the different styles and weapons and all the Asian martial art movies that come out. Stephen Chow's movies are awesome. I currently study Ninjitsu the art of the ninja lol If you want someones throat ripped out or a few limbs broken come and see me lol

Music:

Yea Im pretty much open to anything from Rock to RnB and Pop to Ethnic Music I cant understand lol

Movies:

Aliens, Battle Royale, Love Actually, Once upon a time in China Trilogy, Kill Bill, Dawn of the Dead Remake... Being a Film Student I shouldnt mention many mainstream films and should say my favourite films are like Citizen Kane old black and white films like that. They are kewl but you guys dont give a shit.

Television:

FUTURAMA~!!!! omg why did they cancel this series? Futurama is awesome much better than the simpsons :( Come on Groening get your shit together lol

Books:

I havent read for ages which is bad... I think I gave up reading cause I couldnt get pass the first two chapters of the Lord of the Rings lol Man that book is freaking impossible for an Asian like me lol I take my hat off to anyone who has read the whole trilogy :)

Heroes:

Everyone who is awesomely capable at Martial Arts and can fly through the air while doing some wicked kick ass flying kicks and punches and defy gravity by leaping off buildings with their asian weapons pummelling everyone in their way :D

My Blog

Girls :(

Wow so yea my relationship with my girlfriend was pretty short lived.Trust me to go out with someone who had just broken up three weeks before from a three year relationship with her ex boyfriend who ...
Posted by Jonno on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 04:53:00 PST

My First Blog

Ok Omg here we go, something I said I will never do... posting a blog about myself on to the internet... how bored am I hahaha... Well continue to read on if you give a crap about the crappiest shoot ...
Posted by Jonno on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:04:00 PST