In the Words of Stewie Griffin...Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
Oh, you mean that Myspace is meant to be used to meet people. HA, funny. But everyone knows that internet people aren't real, real people are real. Internet people stab babies and write blogs about their average day. Internet people live in Canada, with a webcam wanting you to 'show them'. Show them what? Thats what I want to know. The only thing I'm going to show is how fast I can run which is rather unnecessary because they are on the other side of the world anyway. But seriously, if the internet existed back in 1600, these so called 'INTERNET PEOPLE' would be hunted down as WTICHES. They would be tossed into lakes to test whether they float or not. So if you want to call yourself a 'MYSPACE ADDICT' or similar kinda addict to the fake world that millions of EMO kiddies have created as a outlet, you better be sure that you can float.
American Beauty, Angels In America, The Animatrix, Back To The Future Trilogy, The Birds, Cabaret, Casablanca, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Citizen Kane, Crash, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Dogville, Donnie Darko, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Elephant, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, Final Fantasy, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Hellboy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, Kill Bill, The Life Aquatic, Mars Attacks!, The Matrix, Moulin Rouge, My Own Private Idaho, Napoleon Dynamite, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Phantom of the Opera, North By Northwest, The Producers, Rear Window, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo + Juliet, Signs, Singin’ In The Rain, Stargate, Steamboy, Swordfish, Toys, The Truman Show, Tyrannical Love, Unbreakable, Vertigo, The War Of The Worlds, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, X-men
Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, Little Britain, Lost, Nip/Tuck, The Simpsons, Sliders, Thunderbirds, Tintin, This can't be it I'm so forgetting something.
'Angels In American' by Tony Kushner, 'The Laramie Project' and 'Gross Indecency - The Trials Of Oscar Wilde' by Moises Kaufman, 'Thursday Next Series' by Jasper Fforde, 'The Adventures Of Tintin' by Herge, 'Sin City Graphic Novels' by Frank Miller
Oscar Wilde, Moises Kaufman, Stewie And Brian Griffin