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Tim

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About Me

Saying nothing, says alot. Drinkin Jack, smokin, eating nice food, pissing people off, people pissing me off! Well, there are a lot of other things about me too. I love playing the guitar, writing and recording songs, painting and drawing, when i get the time. Music is my passion in life though, and i enjoy nothing better than playing live on stage, being in the recording studio and going on tour. Im studying music production at Hudderfield Uni which is pretty good cos i get to mess around in the studios there all day long and basically bludge off the state and be a bum for it. Hopefully one day i will get paid to do such things! which would be rather splendid.. until then, i shall have to remain skint and constantly inebriated. I love astronomy, and anything to do with the universe, i find it very fascinating. Animals and wildlife, natural history etc... people on the other hand, im not so keen on, but im learning how to put up you all as time goes on.Did You Know?* Anyone detonating a nuclear weapon within the city limits of Chica, California, USA, is liable for a $500 fine.* In Arkansa, USA, it is illegal to extract the teeth of a bear or otherwise surgically alter it.* In France, no pig can be called Napoleon.* No one may eat a rattle snake in public on a Sunday in Kansas, USA.* It is illegal to sell a teddy bear or play with a yo-yo on a Sunday in Memphis, Tennesse, USA.* In Spades, Indiana, USA, you may not open a can with a revolver.* In England it is illegal to impersonate a Chelsea Pensioner!.So be careful! you never know who's watching you!

My Interests

Im the guitarist and the Slide guitarist in 'Ali Whitton and The Broke Record Players' and 'The Lodger. visit the sites to listen to some grand vibes. I do a bit of session work when i can get it, and have recorded with varies Leeds based Artists in the past.www.aliwitton.co.uk www.myspace.com/thelodgerleedsIve been playing the guitar for many moons now, and i also dabble in the wonders of lap slide from time to time... some people may call this 'The Zone'.. i am also an artist. A Piss artist and a regular pencil and paint one.

I'd like to meet:

A monk, Clint Eastwood, Ben Harper & Mitch Mitchell. Dead people i'd like to meet would be, Jimi Hendrix, Leanardo Da Vinci, Salvador Dali, Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin.This is genius!

Music:

Ben Harper and The Innocent Criminals, Jimi Hendrix, Nick Drake, Cream, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, The Acutes, The Lodger, Cardboard Cowboy, The Somatics, Frank Zappa, The Shins, Foo Fighters, ELO, George Harrison, O Fracas, Champion Kickboxer, The Cribs, Darren Hayman, Herman Dune, iLiKETRAiNS, The Noisettes, Pavement, Paul Weller, Quack Quack, The Raconteurs, White Stripes, Wild Beasts, The Strokes, This Et Al, The Young Knives, WHY, The Lemonheads, The Police, Bryan Ferry Roxy Music.. and many many more... there is too much to list..

Movies:

Thunder Bolt and Lightfoot, Dirty Harry, Skippy the Kangaroo. Back to The Future. With Nail and I, Any Which Way But Loose, also, too many to list..

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Falty Towers, Blackadder, Dark Place, Top Gear, Partradge, Bottom and teletext

Books:

'Day of The Triffids' by John Wyndham and 'Ninteen Eighty Four' by George Orwell.