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myra

The millions pain me. It's easier to talk to my PC.

About Me

I've got a good man that can cook and clean (jealous?) and two kick ass kitties. I like heavy metal music and spending good times with friends. I am convinced that chocolate, Mexican food, and beer are the only three food groups you will ever need. I love the beach and vacations in general, anything is better than looking at a cornfield. Shows are the best, especially when the band is kick ass. I hate it when guys wear girl jeans. Seriously. You look like a freakin' tool.
"If Jesus saves, I would like to know where he shops."- Gene Hoglan
"Don't under estimate the kid. You're fuckin' crazy if you do...and I am the kid."- Phil Anselmo
"You can think of us as the proverbial pubic hair in the cheesecake of this year's festival."- Devin Townsend on playing Ozzfest.
**ATTENTION MYSPACE FREAKS!!**
I DON'T want to meet up with you.
I DON'T want to hang out.
What part about I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP don't you understand?
I don't want to give you personal information if I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YOU!!!
Any other questions? Ask this guy .

My Interests

music, movies, shows, drinking, politics, yoga, ancient history, other cultures, food, my kitties, penguins, animals in general, attempting to learn Swedish (Svenska!)

I'd like to meet:


Mikael Akerfeldt, Anneke van Giersbergen, Martin Mendez, Peter Lindgren, Martin Lopez, the Raunchy guys, Jonas Renkse, Anders Nystrom, Lewis Black, Dane Cook, Jon Stewart, Viggo Mortensen, Al Franken, Bill Clinton, Oprah. But like Jimm says, No Douchebags!

Sometimes I feel like somebodies watchin' me!

Music:



Fear Factory, Opeth, The Devin Townsend Band (insert any Devin related projects here), Strapping Young Lad, The Gathering, Agua de Annique, Type O Negative, Raunchy, Pantera, Down, Katatonia, Ulver, Soundgarden, The Provenance, Gwen Stefani, All That Remains, Soilwork, Ayreon, Stream of Passion, Head Control System, Daylight Dies, In Flames, Canivore, Moonspell, Enslaved, Tura Satana/Manhole, Corrosion of Conformity, Nightwish, Mastodon, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, Blind Guardian, Between the Buried and Me, Auf Der Maur, Porcupine Tree, Ascension of the Watchers, Lacuna Coil, Tom Petty, Darkane, Within Temptation, Stolen Babies, Children of Bodom, Nevermore, Pure Reason Revolution, Hole/Courtney Love, Behemoth, Dark Tranquillity, Alchemist, The Haunted, Flowing Tears, At The Gates, Dog Fashion Disco, Emperor, Gojira, Vision of Disorder, Carcass, Deftones, Riverside, Alice In Chains, Paatos, Mercenary, Raintime

Last.fm Weekly Top Artists

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Vanilla Sky, Kill Bill, Anchorman, The Naked Gun, Lost in Translation, Fahrenheit 9/11, Steel Magnolias, Jerry Maguire, American Beauty, Baseketball, Team America, Old School, Singles, Walk The Line, Brokeback Mountain (all independent films are about a bunch of gay cowboys eating chocolate pudding), The 40 Year Old Virgin, Endless chick flicks and Tom Hanks movies (haha NATE!), comedies are the best though!

Television:


COME ON!

Arrested Developement (RIP), Intervention, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (my new hero), The Office , Chapelle's Show, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Friends, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Best Week Ever (and really any show on VH1), Miami Ink, Dog the Bounty Hunter, America's Next Top Model, Rock of Love with Brett Michaels. I get bored and watch way too much TV. Oh and House owns my soul..

Books:

Political commentary, true crime, metal magazines, Cosmo.

Heroes:



Dimebag (RIP), Burton C. Bell, Anneke van Giersbergen, Gene Hoglan, Peter Steele, Chris Cornell, Anthony Bourdain. Jimm, my family and friends. The genius behind Miller Lite and Oreo cookies. And Scotty. Never have I seen a man chug beers so damn fast. Holla!

My Blog

LOL

(CNN) -- Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, has stepped down from his role in Mitt Romney's presidential campaign after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor charge stemming from his arrest at the Minneapolis-St....
Posted by myra on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:17:00 PST

So I quit smoking...

I have a headache and I'm exhausted, but it's definitely not as bad as it was last time. Last time I tried to quit, I used the gum and had a a horrible stomach ache and sore throat along with the gene...
Posted by myra on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:25:00 PST

3 Shows. 1 Week.

So I went to 3 shows in 1 week.First was May Day at Deer Creek with Chris Cornell. Holy shit, the other bands sucked ass (except Chevelle). Seriously! Who likes that shit? Apparently a bunch of people...
Posted by myra on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:32:00 PST

The Gathering 5.19.07

On Saturday, Jimm and I traveled up to Grand Rapids, MI to see The Gathering!The drive wasn't too bad, but our hotel was a little ghetto. GR wasn't as nice as what the pictures lead on to be!We got to...
Posted by myra on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

"Hottest Women in Metal Tour"

I find it a little patronizing that the Lacuna Coil/The Gathering/Within Temptation tour is called "Hottest Women in Metal Tour". Maybe it should be called "These chicks can out sing and have better s...
Posted by myra on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST

Well folks...

Jimm and I are officially homeowners now! Not sure when we're moving. Just sure that 1) There will be a party 2) We're getting a dog :-). We know that it will be a Yorkshire Terrier so I'm going to ne...
Posted by myra on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

A Noise Severe

I feel it slipSlip awayFrom my handsAll the awayMy heart pounds like madI feel it slipSlip awayWhy am IWhy am I here?So distant fromMy old lifeMy heart feels so sadWhat am I Doing here? You seeI'm rid...
Posted by myra on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:33:00 PST

We ain't goin' home got nowhere to go!

Type O Negative last night was pretty awesome. I didn't really care for the opening bands, but TON was great!They looped the Chicken Dance about 20 times before they played and kept turning the house ...
Posted by myra on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:59:00 PST

Fuck shit goddamn motherfucker...

I broke my damn pinky toe. It hurts like hell.How am I suppose to be goth at type o negative if i broke my pinky toe? FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Posted by myra on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:03:00 PST

Owned.

Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while, tis the nature of the Six Sigma Beast.Check out this video. Great band, great song! Katatonia - July...
Posted by myra on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST