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Gore

no care salad.

About Me

I am genuine. There is no fine print on this page; what you see is what you get. I am everything that I say I am, and if you really get to know me, you will never forget me.
I'm Chris, and I'm not like anyone you will ever know. I'm funny, random, blunt, honest, creative, witty, intelligent, and probably offensive. Apparently, I'm the only dude in this state who doesn't party. No drinking, smoking, or drugs for me. I'm not religious. I keep to myself most of the time. I'm always hungry. I usually stay up all night. I don't drive. I'm sentimental and appreciate small things. I don't give second chances; I believe if someone cared they wouldn't have fucked you over the first time. Money and success aren't important to me and I'll probably always be poor as shit. I don't plan for a future I'm not guaranteed to be around in; the only second I have is right now. My only goal in life is to be happy. I'm nothing at all like most 22 year olds. Finding the one girl who exceeds my expectations has always been the most important thing to me in this world. I don't know if that will ever happen, but I won't settle for less than that. If you want to know anything else, just ask.
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My Interests



Likes

Baseball.
Girls.
Internet.
Computers.
Hot wings.
Burger King.
Breakfast Burritos.
Beef jerky.
Ice cream
Hungry-Man.
Music.
Cuddling.
Originality.
Common sense.
Randomness.
Basketball.
Football.
Nights.
Humor.
Hoodies.
Gatorade.
Orange juice.
Lemonade.
Old Spice.
Axe.
Fall.
Winter.
KartRider/Popkart.
Writing.
Tennis.

Dislikes

Drugs.
Liars.
Partying.
Smoking.
Excessive drinking.
Bars.
Dumbasses.
Stuck-up bitches.
Summer.
Religious freaks.
Rain.
Phones.
Tattoos.
Piercings.
Wiggers.

I'd like to meet:

I'd love to meet many people, but I've given up on trying to find anyone different. Everyone is the same. You know one person, you know them all. What is there to learn? People love drinking, drugs, smoking, partying, bars, carrying around a phone, tattoos, piercings, and having sex with as many people as possible. Their music taste consists of what is played to them by the radio. Tattoos have become as common as cars. We're all expected to have tattoos. We're all expected to cover our faces in piercings. Really, why even bother trying to look for anyone with originality? It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. The uniqueness in humans has disappeared. People are insanely stuck-up. They care about nothing but themself.

If the above doesn't sound like you, I want to know you. As for specific types of people I'd like to meet: People who aren't the same as everyone else. Kick ass girls. People who understand life. People who care about others. People who want to change the world. People who don't use drugs. People who don't party. People who appreciate the small things in life. People who aren't easily offended. Funny people. People who have something to say.

Music:

Brutal stuff.
Soft stuff.
No rap.
No country.

I'm probably the biggest RAUNCHY fan in the world. In addition to being a fan, I've been lucky enough to help manage the band's official myspace page since February 2006. To me, they are simply the most innovative band in metal. These guys should be huge by now, but are still widely unknown here in the states. In fact, they've never played a show here in the U.S. I highly recommend their stunning new album, Wasteland Discotheque.

Television:

SportsCenter
Judge Mathis
The Price Is Right
Beavis and Butt-head
BDSSP
Raw
Three's Company
Friends
Unsolved Mysteries

Heroes:

Albert Pujols, Mark McGwire, Patrick Ewing, Jake Peavy, Tim Lincecum, Jack LaLanne, Eddie Van Halen, Geddy Lee, Neil Peart, Chris Volz, Al Gore, and George Carlin are just some of the people I respect for their work in their professions and/or overall contributions to the world.

My Blog

Read this before sending a request. (Updated: 10.19.07)

-If you do any drugs (weed is a drug) or party a lot, don't send me a request. I do not allow those types of people to be in my life. -Don't send me a request if you're a slut. You will be denied. -If...
Posted by Gore on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

Nothing in this world makes sense.

Life. I don't understand it. Everything that happens does so in a way that is opposite of the way I think it should. I'm so tired of everything in this world that I don't know how to even put it into ...
Posted by Gore on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:45:00 PST

I dont care.

I don't think I'll ever know what the fuck is wrong with me. I have no desire to do anything. I could sit here for the rest of my life, sit online all day, and I honestly wouldn't give a fuck. I don't...
Posted by Gore on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:14:00 PST

Casual vs. Serious Relationship.

Aside from the obvious necessity of a strong connection being there, I think there are four main components needed in order to build a long lasting, succesful relationship. 1. Honesty2. Communication3...
Posted by Gore on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:43:00 PST