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Frances & Beau

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About Me

ABOUT FRANCES:
I am an 8 year old German Shepherd/Queensland Heeler mixed breed. I refer to myself as a "Global Mix". I have won many titles, ribbons and certificates in agility competition.

I compete at the top level and qualified for Nationals a few years ago but because I'm so moody my Mom decided not to drive me to Minnesota for the match.
I am very "sensitive" in an ESP kind of way. I sense peoples moods and I know when other entities are around.
I live on 20 acres in the El Dorado National Forest with two other people, 3 horses and 4 other dogs. I am the alpha of all the dogs, as I deserve to be. I have a princess/diva mentality and am occasionally prone to vulgarity and snobbery, especially with other female dogs. But I love children and it's perfectly OK with me that toddlers who I've never met before climb all over me.
I love the snow. I'm terrified of thunder. I don't like water or swimming and will only swim to make sure I can reach my Mom, who swims way out into the middle of the lake. My favorite toy is a ball, with frisbee a close second.

ABOUT BEAU:
I am an 11 year old purebread Red Queensland Heeler, sometimes called Australian Cattle Dog. Although my breed is known for our ferocity, I am not typical as I am very gentle and friendly.
Up until the age of 6 I actively herded livestock. Then I became lethally ill and the ranch gave me up to the pound, where I was retrieved by Australian Cattle Dog Rescue. I was very sick and on IV meds for a month. Eventually I was nursed back to health and then my Mom adopted me and I love her very much. She taught me some agility stuff. I really like it and I'm pretty good at it, but because of my illness I don't have the stamina to actually compete, so I just do it for fun.
I am very practical, responsible and business like. I am happiest when I have a job to do. But I also am very much a 'toy boy'. My current favorite toy is a stuffed pink snake, and I love anything that squeeks. I like to swim.
While Frances is the alpha of my pack, my Mom sometimes refers to me as a "new age alpha" because I am very independent and unconcerned as to what others think of me.
Unlike most males of my breed, I feel no need to posture, or display aggressive or threatening behavior unless there is true danger present. Then I am fearless. I am devoted to my Mom and I would give my life for her.

My Interests

FRANCES' INTERESTS:
Playing ball by myself in the snow, running very fast with other dogs, hiking, agility competition, playing with little children, stealing other dogs beef bones, and communicating with other dimensions.

BEAU'S INTERESTS:

Taking care of business, breaking of up fights between other animals, herding, going for car rides, fetching until I drop, and singing.

I'd like to meet:

WE WOULD LIKE TO MEET:
Other canines, especially of the herding breeds, and humanoids who believe, as we do, that they can learn from us. We will consider friendships with other species, such as felines, equines, cetaceans, musicians and aliens on an individual basis.

Music:

FRANCES MUSIC:

I usually leave the room if music becomes the focal point. It hurts my ears!

BEAU'S MUSIC:

I love to sing and I often sing Donovan songs with my mom. I sang "The Pee Song" on the radio once. I also like Christmas Carols, "Happy Birthday", and "How Much is that Doggy in the Window".

Movies:

M O V I E S:

FRANCES: What the Bleep Do We Know, Winged Migration, and 101 Dalmations. I used to live with a Dalmation named Spot. But mostly because I adore Cruella. I also like to watch the Bob Dylan movie Don't Look Back - mainly because I like to start an argument with Beau about whether or not Bob Dylan was mean to Donovan.

BEAU: Free Willie, Whaler Rider, and Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I think I was either an Oompa Loopma in my last life or a whale. I guess I like Willie and Whale movies. I like Willard too! I've killed quite a few rats in my time along with my pink snake. I also like Supersize Me! I'ld supersize all my meals if I my Mom would let me.

Television:

FRANCES' TELEVISION:

Anything with princesses. Disney! Gourmet cooking shows. I'm a fussy eater. All My Children. Susan Lucci is the ultimate diva.

BEAU: The History Channel and Animal Planet - especially the shows with cops and dogs.

Books:

FRANCES' BOOKS:
Pop-up Books. Any Fairytales where the kind princess remains young and beautiful through the decades and lives happily ever after, with her handsome prince who plays guitar and sings, while birds peck out the eyes of her evil stepsisters.

BEAU'S BOOKS:

Greyfriar Bobby, The Encylopedia Brittanica, and books about reptiles. I love instruction manuals and I always read them thoroughly before beginning a new project.

Heroes:

H E R O E S :

FRANCES: I would tell you - but it would mean nothing to you.

BEAU: My Mom!!!!! ....and Benjamin Franklin.

My Blog

Rejected!

I'm so insulted!  Beau and I have been deleted as friends on Donovan's Myspace.  A FAKE Donovan no less!  So much for We Are all Together We are One.  I suddenly have the urge to ...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST

I Hurt My Mom

Dear Blog, I'm a bad dog.    I didn't mean to be.  And my Mom is not mad, she's laughing.  But I'm upset.  Yesterday we were wrestling on the bed and I punched her too hard w...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

Mystery Solved! Aaacckk! Gross!!!

Dear Blog, I must confess to being a bit mortified today.  As you know, while my Mom was gone last weekend Beau brought her the lower part of a jawbone of a small animal.  We thought maybe i...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:10:00 PST

Gardening

Dear Blog, After working hard in the garden last weekend, it's nice to take a moment to stop and smell the flowers.  Shasta Daisies and Foxglove really like it here. Love Beau   39ab86368c5a...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:47:00 PST

Mom's Back Home

Dear Blog, This is Beau writing today.  My mom was gone most of the weekend and I missed her.  I'm very happy she's home.  Frances is very happy too. We kept ourselves busy though....
Posted by Frances & Beau on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:24:00 PST

No Trip to Gramma's House

Dear Blog, This is my Gramma's new dog Sophie.  She is the reason I'm not going with my Mom to Gramma's house this weekend.  I hate her. But, it's mutual.  She hates me and Beau too.&n...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:04:00 PST

Cookies & Carrots, Teeters & Tunnels

Dear Blog, It's been very busy around here.  Our Mom has been running around like crazy, but she's been home for the past few days and taken some time with us so we're happy! I (Frances) have bee...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:28:00 PST

We Have a Theme Song!!!

Dear Blog, We're so excited to have a theme song now on our MySpace!  Thanks to Auntie Cindy for helping us. We were having difficulty - sometimes my paw hits too many keys at the same time and I...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:24:00 PST

Cling Ons

Dear Blog, Beau had a cling-on today!  He ran around the house with a turd stuck to a hair on his butt.  He was mortified and couldn't shake it loose.  My Mom had to WIPE him! ...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Wed, 17 May 2006 06:26:00 PST

Dead Squirrel

Dear Blog, It's Mothers Day!  I think that means our Mother has to due something nice for US!  Maybe we'll get beef bones today! Our landlady Mary went away for a 3 day horse back ride. ...
Posted by Frances & Beau on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:56:00 PST