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Michelle

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About Me


THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL OF MY COLUMBIA HATERS
Proceed with caution. I have more handbags than your grandmother can handle and more shoes than your grandFATHER can handle. My closets are also bursting with all kinds of other stuff that the rest of your family can't handle, either. Still smoke free, still awesome. I am confused by people who like to go camping. I have no desire to go pretend to be poor. I can be lured pretty much anywhere with the promise of Mexican food. It's not unheard of for me to dip into my dog's valium and I will watch a Lifetime movie if they play an Ashlee Simpson song in the preview. Soooo, you still want to be friends?
that's it YOU'RE ON NOTICE!!
starbucks
ge medical systems
cingular wireless
verizon
anyone who drives a hummer
anyone who buys those damn heely shoes for their kids. children are annoying enough in public, the last thing they need is wheels.
Summerhill HOA, you're dead to me

My Interests

pink flamingos, tacky souveniers, shopping, ice cream, all things pumpkin, lolcats, sending lolcats to myles until he is completely outraged

I'd like to meet:

a backwards horn for my car. that would would be AWESOME.

if your page is so bright it will scar my corneas, i don't want to meet you. if you have a mullet, i might want to meet you.

Music:

Jimmy Eat World, Dismemberment Plan, Coldplay, Regina Spektor, Outkast, Hole, Ashlee Simpson, The Postal Service, Death Cab, The Killers, Queen, Peter Gabriel, Green Day, Reggie & The Full Effect, Jay-Z, Everclear. I am totally down with Wolfmother.

Movies:

LASER CATS, Closer, Farenheit 9/11, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Goodfellas, Swordfish, How to Lose A Guy in Ten Days, Sylvia, Nottinghill, The Butterfly Effect, Sliding Doors, Seeing Other People, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Alex & Emma, anything with Robert DeNiro

Television:

CSI, Law & Order, House, Monk, 24, Without A Trace, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report,The King of Queens, Best Week Ever, 48 Hours Investigates, Crossing Jordan, Project Runway

Books:

i read a book once. it was sad and made me cry. i vowed to never read again.

Heroes:

the bus driver who gave bush the finger. i'm also still a huge fan of the guy who tried to run down katherine harris with his car and said he was just 'expressing his political opinion.' that guy totally rules.

My Blog

it’s been a long time. . .

. . .but i saw the columbia bike guy this morning!  perhaps he was in some sort of stuffed animal rehab as there was no space alien or teddy bear attached to his backpack today.  instead, he...
Posted by Michelle on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:42:00 PST

if you are on vacation you can eat one

hhhhhhhh. everyone is on vacation and i wish i were dead.  well, maybe that's a bit dramatic but i am pretty bored without my online homies.  it's like being the lonely jew on christmas...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

want to legalize gambling and prostitution?

vote for McPeek!  seriously, he's only been running since 1968
Posted by Michelle on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST

Ups and Downs of Vegas

A few thoughts on some of the things we saw in Vegas. . . Drunk Men on the Plane - DOWNGRADE - Apparently avoiding eye contact with drunks does not deter them from speaking to you.  No, my sister...
Posted by Michelle on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:51:00 PST

Help the Wolves and Baby Seals!

Aerial wolf killing programs in Alaska http://www.defenders.org/wildlife/wolf/alaska.html Baby seals being clubbed and skinned in Canada http://www.stopthesealhunt.com/site/pp.asp?c=hmKYJeNVJtF&...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. 2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a ...
Posted by Michelle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST