Josh

I live a block away from Time Square and ten minute walk from work with two of my best friends from college. We still have not come to a conclusion wether this is a good thing since we know each other so well or a pathetic thing since we all thought we would have wives and house's filled with kids by now. I work in Rockefeller Center so I could not care less if I ever see another Christmas tree as long as I live or even an ice skating rink for that matter. They never play "Gates Of Steel"! How can you run an ice skating rink and not play "Gates Of Steeel"????? I used to like giving out directions to people on the street but since I have been working at Rock Center I grew tired of it and now give out inncorrect ones. I am currently working on a book about a record store I owned a long. long time ago. The book is coming along at a slugs pace so will probably be done in time to be the biggest read on the New York City Olympics in 2012. Reserve your copy now.When ever I dial on a regular land phone I always dial "9" before the number and then wonder why the call will not go through. Sometimes, very rarely, I answer the phone at work "Sound Exchange" which my boss does not appreciate too much. When I walk through a door I always look to see if there is someone behind me because one time I droppedthe door and it hit someone in the face breaking their nose. I am terrible with spelling and puctuation but will always find mistakes in anything anyone else writes.I have the greatest apartment in New York City. Two floors, two living rooms, two bathrooms, four bedrooms and a full back yard and I still cannot belive that I live here (Or know how tho spell believe)! Ever since I saw "Finding Nemo" I am worried that my fish are attempting to escape from their tank so I purposly killed one of them and left him in the tank to show the others who's boss! I know this "About Me" has gone on way too long.I do not ride the citys subways unless absolutely necessary (which I think I spelled wrong) and will never step foot on a NYC bus because of something horrible that happened over the summer on a crosstown bus and no I was not robbed, beat up or anything else you might think of. Because of the cold weather I was forced to begin rideing the subway and it is good to see all the guys who were just released from New Yok Hospital after having been diagnosed with aids and now were trying to raise enough money to go into a shelter for the night were still there. However the bus is still taboo.But if you think about it, NYC is like some really huge reality show and if i did go down into the subway station I may miss something. One time I was walking to work and there was a humongous tree lying across St. Marks.I grew up in Columbia, Md and left a lot of great friends down there, but I rarely return there so if you want to see me you better haul your ass up here! God knows I have enough room in my apartment for you. "It's tough luck, get used to it;the only kind you're likly to get. Poverty,payday,dig down deeper in debt. Between predators,creditors and the police. Marriage,miscarriages,presidents preists. What's wrong with them? What's the matter with me?Just bed bug crazy like a dog's got fleas. Everybody's crazy, it isn't just me."-"Crazy"-ALL