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clyde

About Me

Over a decade ago my Mommy and my Daddy were going out and had a big fight. My Mommy thought they were through but my Daddy told her how it was just a fight and they were going to get married, have a family and a schnauzer named Clyde. They eventually did break up. But after 12 years they are back together and here I am!
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Clyde
What's your mommy/owners name? Josh and Suzanne (real Mommy April, Daddy Tuffy)
What breed are you? Miniature Schnauzer
How much did you cost?? Not saying but I am worth every penny!
What's your facorite toy? My stuffed lobster
Tap water ot bottled water? I drink it all
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I walk most the time but in NYC sometimes I have to be carried
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? 15
Do you wear clothes? nope
Long or short hair? right now kind of short cause it is the summer but I am cuter when it is longer
Indoor or outdoor? Both
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I sleep in my crate right next to my parents bed
What's your fave color? Green
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I live with 3. Chase one, stay away from another and have an understanding with the third
How old are you? (in people years) 2 years? ( I am 4 months old)
Do you like to go swimming? Haven't tried it yet but i do not likemy baths too much
Are you fixed? Not yet
What color are your eyes? Black
What color is your hair? It was black but now is turning a liver color
Do you get groomed? Yes. But only two times so far
Are you potty trained? Yes!
How much do you bark? Only whne i get real excited , like when I see mommy at the train station or paly with aanother dog
Have you ever bit anyone? No. My bark is far worse than my bite
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I treied to get it on withj a Labrador Retreaver last week but she had already been fixed and was ot feeling it too much
Do you like the bath or hate it? Hate it
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I love all other dogs. excpt pitbulls. I stay away from them
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? No
Do you do any doggie sports?? Not yet but I dance!
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 12
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My Interests

Whatever my Daddy like 'cause i follow him everywhere to keep up the the obediant man's best friend charade.

I'd like to meet:

Other pets around the country who wish to particpate in my takeover of the two legged humans. Any takers?

Music:

Dog Fasion Disco, Street Dogs,Slaughter And The Dogs, Urban Dogs, Underdog and the Thompson Twins.

Movies:

Dog Day Afternoon, Must Love Dogs and the Truth About Dogs

Television:

Benji, Lassie

Books:

Dogs cannot read. Duh!

Heroes:

Lassie. I think he realy kept pushing Timmy into that well

My Blog

The Revolution Is Just A Biscuit Away

Today I took my first trip to visit my Mommy's Mommy at the Cold Spring Hills Nursing Home. I could not believe the welcome that was presented to me! Everyone greeted me with open arms and smiling fac...
Posted by clyde on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST