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B2thaC

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About Me

Wreaking havoc in the MD 'burbs. Weekend warrior, can't hang during the work week anymore. I would rather spend the money on a good time and worry about the cost later. Sunshine and good weather. Getting gray hair, and I'm not happy about it. Making people laugh makes me happy. Don't get to work on the cars as much as I like, because my wife convinced me to buy a house W/O garage.Married....wow......

My Interests

good times,


laughing, eating, hot sex, snowboarding, music, cooking, travel

I'd like to meet:

, ect....people to get drunk and fall down with. Cats with snappy nicknames like "Butterscotch" and "Tiger Claw". Someone to hook me up with plans for a rooftop deck in Federal Hill (and build it too). Someone to tear this tree out of my yard, then build a garage in it's place. People with Corrado parts hook-ups. People who laugh when I say "Pussy juice cocktails" or "Shit stained balls".

Music:

thievery corporation, incubus, dj shadow, g love and special sauce, pietasters, NIN, Tool, pumkins, 311, oakenfold, sasha & digweed, public enemy, chemical brothers, morphine, led zeppelin, pink floyd, beastie boys, Jane's, Jurassic 5, De La Soul, White Stripes, Z Trip, Killers, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Movies:

trainspotting, snatch, true romance, anything star wars, pulp fiction, reservior dogs, office space, the good the bad & the ugly, clerks, bully, requiem for a dream, dazed and confused, old school, dumb and dumber, animal house, vacation, confidence, good fellas, donnie darko, Napolean Dynamite, 40 Year Old Virgin, Scratch All the Way Live, Farenhype 9/11, Waiting..., Layer Cake

Television:

seinfeld, deadwood, sopranos, ren and stimpy, CHAPPELLE SHOW!

Books:

the fountainhead, black hawk down, oryx and crake, rich dad poor dad, joy of cooking,

Heroes:

My dad, my mom, my bro, Dr. Ferdinand Porsche, Bill Gates, Ray Lewis, Darrell Green, Cal Ripken, Jack Daniels, Hugh Hefner, Brian Boru, George Washington, old skool street skaters, ERIC RITTER (LOL), my 11th grade physics teacher, all the men and women risking their lives for our country and community each day, this list could get long....

My Blog

the 'burbs

The wifey has fast-tracked us out to the 'burbs. It's been almost one month now, and I think I really like it! I know, me, loving the 'burbs. What a shocker. Plenty of parking, quiet, no trash on my s...
Posted by B2thaC on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

Married!

If you didn't know already, D and I were married in St John, USVI on May 17th 2006 on Hawk's Nest Beach. Here are some pics of the beautiful day. Enjoy!DnB St John Wedding...
Posted by B2thaC on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:46:00 PST

New shoes for the whip

Well finally got this ride lookin good. I actually kicked the Revos to the curb a while ago, had the stock BBS on for a while. Now I need it lower.....these Eibachs just aren't nearly low enough. But ...
Posted by B2thaC on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST

New 30GB IPod

So D got me a sweet 30GB IPod. I'm lovin' this little fuker...... D and the IPod! Jen just hooked me with a pile of tunes at work today. Plus I loaded it up with some Essential Mixes from Radio 1. Thi...
Posted by B2thaC on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:50:00 PST

New 'rocco/'rado

I've owned 2 Vr6 Corrados and a 2.0L 16V Scirocco, so you can imagine that I'm pretty excited about this : I said I was never going to buy a brand new VW again after my 02 Gti, but I think I m...
Posted by B2thaC on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:20:00 PST

Frustration with my ISP

Ok, soon after D and I bought our house, I was in the market for an ISP. We had been sharing Verizon DSL with a neighbor above us. Before that, we had a little local ISP providing us with DSL in Pitts...
Posted by B2thaC on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:21:00 PST

My new coworkers are funny

I have funny new coworkers. They make me laugh. One's name is Butterscotch.  I challenge you to find a sillier name for a coworker....
Posted by B2thaC on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:06:00 PST

White Trash in S. Bawlmer

Ok, today started really fuking poorly. And it started early as fuk. I was awoken to the sounds of my degenerate, white trash, alcoholic, pill popping neighbor, Palmer, at 3:30AM. He was having troub...
Posted by B2thaC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm getting older......

Well, I'm getting old. Thirty is right around the corner. Not that 30 is that old. I hear it's the new 20. I feel like I should have done so much more with my life by now. Granted, I am engaged, bough...
Posted by B2thaC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Halloween over da years......

D and I go all out wit Halloween. Take a moment and check out all of D's hard work over the years, she's really the mastermind behind our costumes. I just work hard at getting drunk..... ...
Posted by B2thaC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST