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Mr. Balloon Hands

rollin hand in hand with god and a bottle and a bible.

About Me

i want to be a hobo and spend my days traveling about the country in box cars.

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My Interests

art. painting. drumming (17 yrs). guitar (13 yrs). writing/recording music. drawing. drinking alone. chewing gum with lloyd braun. good photography (having a camera doesn't make you a photographer). hanging people from hooks. kittens (cats in general), music. cuddles. being ugly. tattoos. suspension. pbr. warm beds in cold rooms. tacos. skateboarding. snowboarding. mtn biking. long bike rides with no one but myself and my ipod. not having injuries. the color pink. wood/metal work. crude humor. horror. the scent of marigolds. giving girls dutch ovens. picking on those less fortunate. kicking old men in the testicles. tripping the handicapped. shaking babies. punching small children in the face. burning down homeless shelters. throwing rocks at retards. running my coat hanger abortion clinic...

I'd like to meet:

charles manson. anyone who makes a good taco. and anyone who can sing me lullabies with a voice like his...

Music:

cat power. burn. (old) modest mouse. red light sting. velvet underground. minus the bear. quicksand. converge. built to spill. mars volta. iron maiden. guns n roses. integrity. zolof the rock n roll destroyer. the flaming lips. air. against me!. hot hot heat. it dies today. les savy fav. dead milkmen. bloodwar. straightjacket. op ivy. some girls. every time i die. lamb of god. the guillaume seam. 100 demons. alkaline trio. dillinger escape plan. tom waits. fantomas. the bronx. (old) thursday. another victim. withstand. neil peart. rush. merauder. all out war. shai hulud. execution style. gary jules. dead and dying. blink 182 (yup, fuck you!). hoods. the gossip. pushbutton warfare. ringworm. dying breed. aftershock. angels never answer. ugly casanova. anothe victim. when dreams die. mastodon. horse the band. norma jean. planes mistaken for stars. turbonegro. black crowes. mr. bungle. orchid. thrice. unearth. end of line. melvins. the locust. mc chris. refused. the (interntational) noise consipracy. exhorder. in cold blood. foo fighters. at the drive in. one king down. yeah yeah yeahs. the blood brothers. goldfrapp. b 52's. death threat. the chariot. loveage. meshuggah. sonic youth. frank sinatra. q and not u. twisted sister. the casket lottery. ladytron. cursive. saetia. neil perry. psyopus. earth crisis. cave in (old stuff), tricky. slayer. hives. stigmata. neurosis. hope conspiracy. snapcase. nirvana. milemarker. ac/dc. hot cross. postal service. the promise. daughters. nada surf. gangstarr. primus. the faint. piebald. motley crue. poison the well. the pixies. godspeed! you black emperor. outkast. deftones. wu tang clan. ol dirty bastard. the now. charles bronson. the black heart procession. queens of the stone age. trail of dead. 50 cent. pg99. eminem. black sabbath. men without hats. devo. faith no more. frank black and the catholics...

Movies:

silence of the lambs. red dragon. the search for animal chin. donnie darko. fear and loathing in las vegas. taxi driver. reservoir dogs. muthafuckin snakes on a muthafuckin plane. dawn of the dead. a christmas story. goodfellas. the evil deads. dumb & dumber. better off dead. kill bill vol. 1 & 2. rain man. fast times at ridgemont high. spaceballs. robinhood: men in tights. the naked gun 1, 2, & 3. 28 days later. happy gilmore. billy madison. mr. deeds. big daddy. airheads. the breakfast club. harold and maude. texas chainsaw massacre (both). dawn of the dead. the day after tomorrow. final destination 1 & 2. house of 1000 corpses. beavis and butthead do america. windtalkers. pearl harbor. full metal jacket. falling down. apocalypse now. good morning vietnam. fat albert christmas. grumpy old men. home alone. one flew over the cuckoo's nest. conspiracy theory. all the police academy movies. the big lewbowski. i dunno, this could go on forever.

Television:

king of the hill, aqua teen hunger force, family guy, simpsons, seinfeld, modern marvels, just about anything on the history channel, some discovery channel...

Books:

i'm illiterate.

Heroes:

the adams rockstars... albert, headphones tuff guy, zombie, barbara, earl, wheels, accch, and paranoia. glen quagmire. taco bell. carl brutananadilewski. brian peppers. michael jackson. jeffery dahmer. adolf hitler. o.j. simpson. ashlee simpson. milli vanilli. ted bundy. lionel hutz. jim kaplan. barney gumble.