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CHAMPAGNE JOY

WARNING: MAY INDUCE GRAVE ROLLOVER

About Me

From THE WASHINGTON POST:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2008/09/cooleyt ime_castle_home_of_the.html
Cooleytime Castle, Home of the Black Cougar
Hello, Bog readers. It's Lindsay Applebaum again. You know how sometimes you'll do something simple, like search on YouTube for "Redskins fan videos," and then you'll end up discovering something even greater and wilder than you could possibly dream up, complete with leather jackets, red hair dye and superheroes? No?
Meet former "American Inventor" contestant Silvio DiSalvatore, creator of the Black Cougar, "the first superhero who has one goal: to protect children."
As it turns out, DiSalvatore, who looks like some sort of cross between Eddie Money and Barbra Streisand, happens to be a Redskins fan/Philly hater and the proprietor of the Cooleytime47 channel on YouTube. He wrongly believes that the Redskins' colors include red, but makes up for it by wearing sunglasses indoors, talking about how much he loves his "locks" and trash-talking Philadelphia fans.
From his YouTube page (you can't make this stuff up):
This week tune in as I look for Redskins fans in the Bronx. That's right taken it to the Bronx. Sure to have some fun with the Giants Fans.Thurday is Prediction Day from the heart of the Cooley Time Castle with my Crystal Balls.
Click here for the latest video (language may be NSFW).
By Lindsay Applebaum | September 30, 2008; 12:52 PM ET
DEANO'S AFTER DARK!!!
Look down at me and you'll see a fool. Look up at me and you'll see your god. Look straight at me and you'll see yourself.Believe me, if I started killing people...there'd be none of you left.
Superhero weekly series coming soon !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVSsh7zBrQ
Black Cougar weekly series coming soon Stay Tuned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq52TBYwIuY
Devil's Interval - Mira Sorvino - Blues by the Beach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XaL_KEarI
Black Cougar Webisode Update Superhero for Everyone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGgws92B4zM
Black Cougar Webisode -- Black is Back coming soon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG4EPfCwys

My Interests

WEREWOLF WOMEN OF THE SS
MACHETE
THANKSGIVING
DON'T

I'd like to meet:

BITCH KILLER

VICK LAWSON'S HOUSE of 1000 MYSTERIES

Movies:

BLUES BY THE BEACH

A man sells his soul to the devil. It all ends in tears. These situations usually do.

Television:

So, this is how it all ends for me - by the side of a church, with a mouth full of poison.

Heroes:

BLACK COUGAR, of course.

BLACK COUGAR YANKEE STADIUM ALL-STAR GAME!!!

BLACK COUGAR BATMAN OPENING UNION SQUARE

BLACK COUGAR - TIMES SQUARE / MISTER SOFTEE / BATMAN WEEKEND

Black Cougar Pat Croce "Mr Philadelphia" Cooley Time Castle Magic Finger & Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Caqiq8_TbIk

My Blog

BLACK COUGAR Pat Croce "Mr Philadelphia" Cooley Time Castle Magic Finger & Me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Caqiq8_TbIk ...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:22:00 PST

Check out this event: Champagnes Birthday Celebration

Hosted By: Champagne Joy and Michael HallWhen: Saturday Oct 04, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere Sundown Lounge197 West Lincoln AvenueMount Vernon, NY 10550Description:"Partying in style since 1967"* Food * Fun *...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:27:00 PST

Black Cougar Webisode -- Black is Back coming soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG4EPfCwys ...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:36:00 PST

Black Cougar Webisode Update Superhero for Everyone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGgws92B4zM ...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:42:00 PST

Devil's Interval - Mira Sorvino - Blues by the Beach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-XaL_KEarI ...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:17:00 PST

Superhero weekly series coming soon !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZVSsh7zBrQ ...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:06:00 PST

Blues By The Beach

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEApril 25, 2008Media Contacts: Champagne Joy  [email protected] ForwardBLUES BY THE BEACH ONLINE PREMIERE APRIL 30TH The award-winning documentary film B...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:33:00 PST

John Sterling You Shall Not Be Missed

John Sterling & The Essmen’You Shall Not Be Missed’CD Review"The demented poetic rant of an unjustly imprisoned gravedigger"Having just lived through this burnt offering, I am excoriat...
Posted by CHAMPAGNE JOY on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:50:00 PST