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the only Kristin Fan Club on the block™

bringing new meaning to the term narissistic.

About Me



i'm blunt, sarcastic, witty, obsessive compulsive, vain, creative, narcissistic, egocentric, progressive, bemused, smarter than some but not most, honest, easily disappointed, disorientated, lazy, delayed in reactions, hyperactive, a bit bi-polar, both overrated and underrated, a procrastinator and a bit apathetic. I have the best natural highs in the world. i don't fail to fkk something up by saying too much. i've never been on drugs or under the influence of anything but caffeine and sugar shocks.

My Interests

cropping images
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black
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friends
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inside jokes
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movies in the basement
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his journal
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music
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acting
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eugene radio
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drama
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pop culture
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funky things
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molly ringwald
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trends
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sociology
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psychology
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songs on repeat
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ice cream
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awkward dance
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mrs. buttersworth
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camp myrtle wood
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money
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carmel nut crunch
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driving
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yelling
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mixed incense
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laughing
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poetic
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fat kids
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the deli section of mckays
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olive loaf
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mashed potatos
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finding laughter in nothing
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rentals
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sand
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making friends
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first impressions
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the cold
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worshiping squirrels
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staying inside while it rains
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coffee--hot, cold, blended
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dutch bros not the employees
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reading books for kicks
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geishas
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harry potter
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having adventures
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the sims 2
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writing
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my cat
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my friends
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going to tubby's
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ashly's comedy profile
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randoms
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laughing with crystal
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laughing some more
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sarcasm
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laughing til it hurts
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being funny
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going somewhere
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degrassi
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my ipod
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ghost world
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im
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book stores that require maps
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people who read all this shit
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schools that look like prisons
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doodles
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making my own genres
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incubus' new music
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competence
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3 south
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oregon beaches
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four person bikes
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the goonies
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punch drunk love
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quoting movies
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my litte ponies
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the goonies field trips
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open minds // open hearts
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consideration
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mail that's on time
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ramen noodles
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political buttons and stickers
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irish boys pumping my gas at walmart
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random phone calls
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the uk
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unexpected
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fashion i don't follow
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collages
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creativity
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nail polish
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gingerbread the book
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joseph gordon-levitt
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jake gyllenhaal
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gael garcia bernal
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my words
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fuck
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pirates
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cursing like a sailor
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lost
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edward scissor hands
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the format
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"oceans"
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system of a down
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wolfmother
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fall out boy
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ghost world, comic and movie
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bagels
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apple pie
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tots
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hamburgers for breakfast
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vitamin c
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pandas

mispellings

quilts
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repeatition
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faux originality

Favoritesday: Thursday
birthday: Oct. 2
word: blasphemy
name: Aberdeen Archibald
cat: Harry
animal: panda bear & squirrel
music: whatever
holiday: saint patty’s day
channel: fuse
aol buddy: ashly
diner: lucky star
beverage: dutch bros
location: north west
shoe: converse
wild animal: squirrel
color: burgundyblue
season: the one that wasn't invented
car: mine
movie: ghost world
passtime: sitting
cartoon: 3 south
speed: 70
book: harry potter
comedian: various
thing: sleep
person: him
band: soad
rag: us weekly
magazine: blender/premiere
cd: ipod
store: FRY's!!
brand: zero
sport: high school social climbing™
hobby: being funny

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Music:



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Movies:

saved / ghost world / punch drunk love / garden state / welcome to the dollhouse / triplets of belleville / duck season / anything with: jake gyllenhaal. justin chatwin. gael garcia bernal. joseph gordon-levitt. jack black.

Books:



Heroes:

basically anyone who laughs at my jokes and follows through with their said actions. it doesn't take much but it still seems so hard.

My Blog

OPRAH & KRISTIN MOCK WEDDING REPORTS

Tom Cruise eats babies for breakfast.     edit (four :: twenty-six) this is the last blog i'm doing like this. all the rest are going to be my days happenings and will no longer be set to p...
Posted by the only Kristin Fan Club on the block™ on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST

Jessica Simpson is pranking Kristin's phone

It seems that even though Kristin and Nick Lachey are no longer dating, Jessica is still quite worked up over the fact that she was ever even a part of his life. In a brunette versus blonde class...
Posted by the only Kristin Fan Club on the block™ on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:48:00 PST

Kristin: I'm no Tara Reid

Kristin is still desperately trying to shed her image as Hollywood's most hard-core party queen and has decided slagging off Tara Reid is the best way to do just that. "There's this misconception...
Posted by the only Kristin Fan Club on the block™ on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:08:00 PST

Kristin's Stalker Caught

A source close to the scary situation tells us that a young man who has been stalking Kristin was arrested in Los Angeles on Friday.In his teens, the apprehended stalker, whom we can't name for legal ...
Posted by the only Kristin Fan Club on the block™ on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST