Chapter 23: An Epic Tale Worth Telling |
This could be a blurb from my upandcoming memoir. It may cause creepiness and is best read when read in complete fullness. Hint.
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This one is a terrifying one and may be better told in person as the...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST |
caffeinated walking around wal-mart getting hugs and buying porn |
Instead of my usual weekend of staying home and doing homework, I actually did soemthing.
I awoke in a puddle of drool with the cat snoring. My mom said, "telephone kristin" and so i was uuhhey? and ...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:43:00 PST |
Jesus emerges on Halloween. |
For some reason I was excited back in September about Halloween... then I remembered that my only enjoyment is the free movies on TV. That area was pretty well covered all though i still need to pick ...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:05:00 PST |
uh oh.. gambled and lost |
I'm wondering why a good show like 3 South gets cancelled. I'm sure no one remembers it from it's 2002ish November spin on MTV. It really is the BEST show for sad community college kids (like me) .. s...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:35:00 PST |
i question road kill |
I want to know how the dead animal gets to the side of the road? How does that deer get over to the side? Is it the person who hits the deer or is it some Dead Animal Police.
Why is it that a possum ...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:56:00 PST |
Surprisingly Chipper |
Shockingly I'm quite chipper these last few days. Last few meaning probably since Wednesday. Maybe it's the lack of parental units. Whew. That must be it. I'm sure I'll be rather "cheesed" once they r...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 01:03:00 PST |
OH FINALLY |
MY TEARS FINALLY ARRIVED AND I COULD NOT BE MORE PLEASED.
however, i am still depressed, but i needed those tears more than anything.
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:43:00 PST |
depression 2.0 |
PHhhhhhhhhhhht. well shatted on beaches.
constant feelings of sadness, irritability, or tension
decreased interest or pleasure in usual activities or hobbies
loss of energy, feeling tired despite la...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 05:52:00 PST |
febreze nazi! |
Ugh.
Here i am, sleeping and all the sudden door opens a crack and in pops an arm with a febreze bottle.
my room is shot three times by the febreze nazi. AJLJAL argh.
I am yelling: NOOOOOOOOO...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:03:00 PST |
i feel lame |
I feel lame when I start an activity and then I don't finish it.
Like my messanger bag. I had a big plan. I wrote it all out .. but what has become of it? Absolutely nothing. Holey jeans? Well ...
Posted by I Loved Jonah Hill Before You Even Knew His Name on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 07:15:00 PST |
