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Jay

There are two theories to argueing with women. Neither one works.

About Me

The political scene here is settling down (for now), and so should I. So, I am NOT a crazy artist, as previously stated. That's because the "Dahl Fine Arts Center" has repeatedly turned down my submissions of artwork. Funny, I've always thought my work was pretty good...then again...I AM crazy...crazy for moving back to this state! If you are from SD, I'm sorry. You can't relate to what I just said. Pull some more dirt over your head and go back to sleep. When I'm not spending time with my dog or scrubbing filth-encrusted paint brushes against a stretched canvas (i.e: making something OTHER than art, according to some) I pay my bills (and even save a little) as a CNA. Live and let live, spread the love and...where are all the good folk??? I don't think I'll be staying here much longer as South Dakota has very little to offer me in the way of ANYTHING...except maybe beautiful scenery (WAY TO GO, BLACK HILLS!!!)...and family
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You Are Big Bird
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"
Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song? Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.
You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.
You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.
How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper." The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
Your True Love Is a Cancer
Why you'll love a Cancer:
Cancer's loyal and sincere heart makes your own sensitive heart melt.
Caring and devoted, a Cancer will take the lead in pursuing you - and not give up!
Why a Cancer will love you:
You're laid back enough to deal with Cancer's little mood swings and freak-outs.
A fellow homebody, you know how make Cancer comfortable and at home with you. What Sign Is Your True Love?

My Interests

Painting, sculpting, visits to the dogpark, reading, the computer, playing my harmonica, soccer, bowling, bicycling, and scheming on ways I can get all up in that...or at least meet a nice girl (must be 18 yrs or older to apply).

I'd like to meet:

Interesting and intelligent people with a positive attitude, a fresh, creative outlook, and a great sense of humor. Doers, not talkers. Any and/or all of the above. Hot chicks digging on goofy-looking guys a huge plus. Actually, I'd prefer "sincerity" and "honesty" over "hot".

Music:

There was a time when the music I listened to defined who I was. Then I broadened my musical interest to be more inclusive of other styles. Then I realized that I could never afford to buy all the music that I liked (let alone find the time to listen to it), and just who in the hell was I trying to impress, anyway? I haven't bought any new music in years, though I try to keep up with contemporary stuff. I could start listing bands I liked, but really....what would that prove?

Movies:

I'm a huge movie fan and I like almost all gendres, depending on the situation and my frame of mind. I just don't like movies that are an insult to any reasonable intelligence or require TOO huge of a "suspension of disbelief" (though I've got to make an exception for Spiderman I & II, 'cuz the story was strong enough to carry it, as far as "comic-book" movies go), preferring instead movies that make you think, have an original plot, touch on new ground, or do something never done before. Any recommendations?

Television:

Television is merely a slick marketing tool and I've grown utterly disgusted by the proliferation of "reality-based programming" as it's a product of corporate network greed cutting out the need for actors, writers, set construction, etc. with the exception of "Blind Date", which is pretty damn funny! However, I am a big fan of the sketch comedy: SNL, Mad TV, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, The Colbert Report, Simpsons, Dave Chappel, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, etc...and I'm ALWAYS in search of anyone who could share with me "Upright Citizen's Brigade" episodes!

Books:

I rip through the books! I lean toward horror, fantasy and comedy for fiction, but I also love to read any kind of nonfiction (no matter how "boring") as I have a compulsive thirst for knowledge!

Heroes:

Easy. Hands down, that would be my Dad.