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About Me

Chicken fried steak, please, any day of the week. Green chiles, too! Sometimes I drink my beer in a koozie, sometimes it's in a wine glass.One or two people have told me I'm loud. And just last night one or two people called me a "loud mouth." So?I just retired from roller derby and now I have too much time on my hands. I may try ultimate fighting or something. I was on the High Rollers for, like, ever.I'm the A#1 queen of making an ass of myself (thanks, beer). I grew up in the desert and sometimes miss it, but not enough to ever move back to Albuquerque. When I get homesick, I just travel east for a few hours. The Oregon high desert is gorgeous. Portland's great, it's got everything you need in the world: good beer, good people, good food, and good other stuff, too. The real wild west.I love 70s country, and damn, I'm a sucker for 70s facial hair. yeah!I edited my profile with something very high tech

My Interests

I love Roller Derby. I love my High Rollin' MFs, shooting guns (especially my .38 special), photography, drinking beer, cars and motorcycles. I have a love/hate relationship with my 103 year old house. I finally got a dishwasher (thank you, Lord!) and I plumbed my own garbage disposal. And it works!You would never guess that I obsess over my kitchen and how it should be better organized (especially if you've ever BEEN to my house). Driving and being driven, my dogs, my old man, the color green are all things that drive me wild! My yellow and orange 70's bathroom rules!! It has carpet. ha!!I am notorious for doing laundry but not folding it or putting it away, being silly, and being snotty. I was born in the 70's not the 40's or 50's, and I feel I dress accordingly. I believe in "the grease," but think it's about time it got modernized.There's me, my old man, our two dogs and a cat. I never wanted a cat, but now that she's here I'm totally smitten! Our home life is "country livin' in the city"... chopping wood and parking cars and motorcycles in the back yard. I like to dress up, but for everyday life, jeans and a tshirt are the way to go. I have my own pair of coveralls. I'm rough and tumble. I have more money invested in appliances than you ever will in your crappy car. So there!

I'd like to meet:

Ted Nugent. He could help me with my whole squirrels-in-the-attic problem.

Music:

Punk rock, honky tonk, and any mixture thereof. I love, love, LOVE the SupersuckersI don't want kids, but Hank III could have my babies. Social Distortion rules (I have a thing about boys), and my one wild card is Ween (oh, like you're not a little bit nerd, too). I can't forget my true original favorite boy band, Vegan Killing Machine. I'm waiting for them to get back together for a reunion tour or something. Sometimes I forget how much I like Oi! then I listen to it again.

Movies:

Johnny Foxville, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, and "True Romance" Christian Slater. mmm hmmm

Television:

Is on too much.

Books:

I devour them! If I have a book, nothing tangible gets accomplished, so instead, I mostly just leave the tv on and clean house.

Heroes:

Plow King. She's kinda funny, you know and a great housekeeper and a generous host (cough cough). Oh yeah, she owes me 15 bucks. I'll trash her house as revenge!

My Blog

boooor-ing

Yay! My tweaker, meth dealer neighbors finally moved out. They've lived there for, like, 15 years, and the new landlord finally evicted them, but they wouldn't leave. Then the sherif...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

New Year's Resolution. Simplifying life!

I have a lot of "stuff" as some of you may know. I have a 1,000 square foot house, yet only about 500 sf is livable. I have pretty much two of everything. Why? In case I can't ...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

Inside Joke

Haha, I think this is really funny. I took the old man off of my top friends list, because he never checks his myspace. So, just like at home, and just the way most women prefer (according...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

taking the plunge

So, I decided to change real estate companies. I think it's very funny when the receptionist at company you interview for doesn't remember your name and just refers to you as "Roller Derby Girl."
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

Dang, I'm tired!

Wow! What a night last night was!! So, the High Rollers still have never "officially" won a game, but our team is so totally filled with really cool ladies, that I think we over look it!&n...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

Everything you ever wanted to know about me... ever!! Plus some....

1. My middle name is: Kate 2: I was born on: a Monday 3. I am: Older than some, not as old as others 4. My eye color is: light brown 5. My shoe size is: 8. always. or sometimes 8 1/2 6. My...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 08:08:00 PST

Day Off

Warning: this blog may be boring!The best part of my job as a real estate broker is that I pretty much get to set my own schedule. I do, though, still have to work and it usually breaks into my ...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:30:00 PST

busted

So, I just got back from Las Vegas and here are my thoughts on it: *It costs too fucking much money to be there. If I wanted to gamble, I could do it at home and I wouldn't be foo...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 05:09:00 PST

Beer throne

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b213/trixie500/BeerViking. jpg" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"> Have you ever had enough beer that you could build an actual throne out of it? And then dress...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 05:05:00 PST

Check out this event: Hot Damn!! High Rollin' Jell-o Wrestling

Hosted By: High RollersWhen: Wednesday Dec 14, 2005 at 9:30 PMWhere: BC's American Saloon2433 SE Powell BlvdPortland, OR 97201USDescription:High Rollers Click Here To View Event...
Posted by trixie fairlane 500 on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 03:57:00 PST