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Herman Finkbinder

Tom Jones dips his in mouthwash before gigs.

About Me

I was raised by a pack of feral dogs in an abandoned building in the Ukrain.Then I was caught by the dog catcher.After discovering my remarkable ability to lick my balls and drag my shitty ass across the carpet at mach speeds I was sent to Gresham Or. to chase a mechanical rabbit.After many years running `round ye olde track I was put up for adoption.But no one would adopt me because I didn`t have a brindled coat or hip displatia.

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My Interests

I like cycling,playing guitar,going realy fast on off road vehicles,flowers,puppies(they`re tasty),crack cocaine,meth,oxycontins,uppers,downers,bennies,zippers,poppe rs,ludes, codiene fortified cough syrup,vicodins,getting waisted,hangovers and bacon.

I'd like to meet:

Big Foot

Music:

Dwight Yoakom,Deicide,Anal Cunt,Herb Alpert,John Williams,HenryMancini,Danny Elfman,Vegan Killing Machine,Slam Dunk,Endless Rage,Dying Fetus,Fantomas,Exhorder,Crystal Gayle,Kelly Clarkson, Slayer,Graveyard Shift and Hot Rod Carl.

Movies:

I like `em.

Television:

I killed my television after I saw that reality show with Flava Flave

Books:

magik,by Alister Crowley, the anarchist cookbook,Satanic Rituals Quick and Easy On A tight Budget ,by Rachel Ray.

Heroes:

Randy Rhoads,he played the finest guitar in the history rock and roll.