DancingScott profile picture

DancingScott

I've rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

About Me

My main avenue of having fun is DANCING. And recently I've taken up roller skating (thank you to the Rose City Rollers for inspiring me!). I've been experimenting with comedy writing, and publish a zine entitled Reality Ranch. I need to occasionally get out of town to go camping and backpacking. Lately I’ve been exploring the eastern Oregon desert, and taking lots of photos. I even published an article about the Oregon desert, and got some photos published in a calendar! I also like vegetable gardening, music, biking in Portland, and…oh, I guess this stuff should go in the “Interests” section below.

My Interests

DANCING, ROLLER SKATING (especially dancing while skating backwards), vegetable gardening, sketch comedy, comedy in general. Bicycling around PDX on my 1970s one-speed Raleigh. Hanging in coffeeshops. Eating breakfast at the Paradox Café. Going for long runs in the sunshine. Deep conversations. Sipping sambuca. Hot popcorn, cold beer, good DVD. Hiking/backpacking/exploring natural areas, especially eastern Oregon. Readin’, writin’, but no ‘rithmetic.

I'd like to meet:

Hard to say…It comes down to: “whomever there’s ‘chemistry’ with” (which applies not only to romantic entanglements, but to friendships and to people I just like to hang with). With that said…Other thoughtful and silly people. People who agree that the dominant paradigm needs to be subverted. Not academic nerds, not morons, not mallrats, not yuppies, not hippies, not fundamentalists of any kind, not mainstream suburban television watchers, not environmentalist-bashers (actually, environmentalist-bashing is okay, since I’ve been known to rant about the hypocrisy of many “environmentalists”).

Music:

Bach, King Crimson, Robert Fripp, Brian Eno, Miles Davis, Junior Kimbraugh, March Fourth Marching Band, Ali Farka Toure, Toumani Diabate, Taj Mahal, Bowie, Hendrix, late-60s Stones, old prog (70s era Jethro Tull, Yes, Genesis), new prog (Bozzio/Levins/Stevens, Gunn/Mastelotto, Bruford/Levin), Medeski Martin & Wood, and almost anything that engages the imagination and/or sets the feet dancing.

Movies:

Dr. Strangelove, Network, The Matrix (first one only), The Station Agent, I Heart Huckabees, The Coen Brothers (especially Hudsucker Proxy), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the original), A Face in the Crowd, The Saddest Music in the World, anything with Peter Sellers, Marx Brothers (A Night at the Opera), All About Eve, The Triplets of Belleville, Shaun of the Dead (hilarious!), Napoleon Dynamite (also hilarious!), Old silent classics (Chaplin, Keaton, Mary Pickford, Louise Brooks). Buster Keaton was a GENIUS - check out "Sherlock Jr." Good documentaries (such as Grizzly Man) are often more interesting than fictional stories. But NOT “What the Bleep” AKA “The Universe According to Ramtha.”

Television:

Don’t watch no teevee. Occasionally rent episodes of old teevee shows like Monty Python, Strangers with Candy, Mr. Show, AbFab, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, The Kids in the Hall.

Books:

Lately I've been getting into Flann O'Brienn (Irish humorist) and Spike Milligan (British humorist). Some faves: Michael Ventura (especially We’ve Had a Hundred Years of Psychotherapy – And the World’s Getting Worse), Kurt Vonnegut, River (by Colin Fletcher), Hole in the Sky (by William Kittredge), Confederancy of Dunces, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series, Jesus' Son, Not That You Asked, biographies of creative people. Many more, but I have trouble remembering…Books just kind of go through me.

My Blog

Yet another humor essay published

Just published yet another humorous/satirical essay! http://demockeracy.com/03-jun/how-to-spend-your-600-stimulus -check-2.html How to spend your $600 stimulus check In a recent press conference...
Posted by DancingScott on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

Damn...ANOTHER humor essay published!

http://demockeracy.com/content/view/1970/53/Till Death or Boredom Do We Part In the 1950s, marriage had quaint euphemisms such as "clamping on the ball and chain." Of course, such connotations of mar...
Posted by DancingScott on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:31:00 PST

I published ANOTHER humor article!!!

I won "Best Original Submission" for this week. Here it is (note to parents: do the opposite of everything it says):http://demockeracy.com/content/view/1889/53/HOW TO RAISE CHILDREN TO BECOME SELFISH ...
Posted by DancingScott on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:59:00 PST

I just published a humor article!

Hey...I just published a satirical article in the humor writing website demockeracy.comhttp://demockeracy.com/15-jan/god-drafts-lsqu o-state-of-the-world-rsquo-speech-4.html  GOD DRAFTS 'STATE ...
Posted by DancingScott on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:19:00 PST

Wyoming vacation photos!!!

I just got back from a GREAT vacation, consisting of an 8-day backpack trip in the Wind River Mountains of Wyoming, followed by a relaxed road trip home. I've taken another plunge into the digital age...
Posted by DancingScott on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:02:00 PST

taking it to the next level

After putting out issue #3 of Reality Ranch, I've decided to work toward pushing my humor writing to the next level. I've set up a self-education program of studying the best writing from my favorite ...
Posted by DancingScott on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:57:00 PST

I won a humor essay contest!!!

This is very exciting for me; it validates my early efforts in humor writing. It's from the website www.demockeracy.com, which includes a weekly humor writing contest. Each week it's a new theme, and ...
Posted by DancingScott on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:37:00 PST

Portland FAQ

Welcome to Portland! For all you visitors and newcomers, here are answers to some commonly asked questions about Portland What's the story behind the Portlandia statue? Portlandia was a gift from...
Posted by DancingScott on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

2037 Year in Review

2037 Year in Review What a year it's been! As we continue to await the effects of total economic collapse caused by a bankrupt banking industry, it's easy to forget some of the other prominent events ...
Posted by DancingScott on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

Zine Issue 2 - Postpartum Depression and Questions

Issue 2 of Reality Ranch is published, and is now available at Reading Frenzy and the Burnside Powells. I think it's much better than the first issue. I was psyched putting it together, but when I sta...
Posted by DancingScott on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:30:00 PST