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Hollywood Jock

...sloppily entertaining... (Publishers Weekly)

About Me

I've created a new profile. http://www.myspace.com/bloodsweatandcheers . I can't send messages. I can't ask people to be my friend. Tom (or Rupert) must think I've been a bad boy. You can also reach me at [email protected]. Or search for Rob Ryder and you'll find it. SO... Ever since a seriously false start as a stuntman (Baseball Fury "The Warriors" - see my pics) I've been working in the movies for over 30 years, mostly as a development deal screenwriter (Fox, Paramount, Warners, John Hughes, Walter Hill, Ron Shelton, etc.) all without getting anything made except a Showtime 30 Minute Movie which I wrote and directed. I've cowritten a screenplay called "Zulu Wave" (a young black surfer breaks the chains of apartheid) which National Geographic Feature Films just optioned and we're all praying they make it. I've also worked as a sports consultant on movies like "White Men Can't Jump" "Blue Chips" "Cobb" "Eddie" and a bunch of others. (Look me up on imdb.com under Rob Ryder.) I had a column on ESPN.com for a while called "Hollywood Jock" about my experiences - past and present - about trying to make it in Hollywood, but they finally fired me for too much "self promotion", but that was cool because I then landed a book deal with HarperCollins for a book by the same name which is coming out this July.So my publicity guys are telling me to get a real professional looking site up and running, but I'm like, screw it, that's not my style. See my book truly does tell it like it is in the real world of Hollywood - from finding an agent, to dealing with studio executive morons, to ducking irate movie stars (Whoopi and Tommy Lee Jones can be real handfuls, believe me) and from what I can see on MySpace, people here aren't looking for more glossy, packaged bullshit from people twice their age, so I'm just gonna use my own voice here.See, I'm a member of the 60s generation that's leaving the rest of you such a sorry-ass mess of a world that it makes you wanna just scream what the f*** and have another beer. But we can't. Or at least I can't. You know why? Because somewhere in the crazy fruit loops of my life I met a beautiful woman and we miraculously produced two beautiful children and there's no way I'm gonna turn my back on them.There is hope. There must be hope.BTW (for those of you who are still slogging along here) MySpace is about to be overrun with middle-aged baby-boomers (like your parents and nosy neighbors). So be aware. Be very aware. Best, Rob
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My Interests

I'm interested in all of you visiting my official website - www.hollywoodjock.com - so please, check out how our designer, Carl Olaco, cuts loose with FLASH. But really, I'm here to share, and to try and sell this damn book I've written. So check out my blog and if you like what you read, add me to your friends list and I'll be in touch. Remember, I can't receive or send messages out but email me at [email protected] and I'll get back to you. (And tell your friends if you'd like.) Beyond that, I'm trying to be a good husband and father. And making music and playing ball and coaching my kids, and getting up into the mountains and learning how to surf and snowboard and finding some balance and hope in this crazy world.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody interested in screenwriting, movies, sports, politics, the state of the world...

Music:

White Stripes, Doors, Big Head Todd, Talking Heads, Dylan, Brian Eno, Keith Jarrett, Miles Davis, and a whole lot more...

Movies:

MASH, The French Connection, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, White Men Can't Jump, The Wild Bunch, and on and on...

Television:

House, college hoops, Chappelle (come on back, man) South Park (with my kids) Masterpiece Theater (with my wife) Keith Olbermann (with my highly intelligent dog)

Books:

Where can I begin...? I just finished "The Parable of the Sower" by Octavia Butler (R.I.P.) and found it very provocative.

Heroes:

My wife. My mother and father. Nelson Mandela.

My Blog

WWW.HOLLYWOODJOCK.COM

This site is so cool - even if you don't get into the book - check out how our designer, Carl Olaco, really cuts loose with FLASH. www.hollywoodjock.com
Posted by Hollywood Jock on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

"DON'T YOU DARE TELL MOMMY."

From "Hollywood Jock" (HarperCollins) in bookstores June 27th.My wife's the director of a primary school. It's a job that's not unlike directing movies, which, as the wonderful director Sidney Polla...
Posted by Hollywood Jock on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:09:00 PST

INNER PEACE???

I found this elsewhere on myspace and just had to share:FIND INNER PEACE : I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... we all could use a little calm and by following the si...
Posted by Hollywood Jock on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST

SO YOU WANNA BE A SCREENWRITER...

The first time I pitched a movie idea in Hollywood, I didn't have a clue what I was doing. I got the job. Sweet. I'd been in L.A. six months and I was two for two. I was still in the throes of dev...
Posted by Hollywood Jock on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST

WHOOPI GOES OFF

From "Hollywood Jock" coming this July (HarperCollins) It's my concern that I'm pissing off the very people I want to be working with. Like Mark Burg, one of the producers on "Eddie" which I rec...
Posted by Hollywood Jock on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST

BILLY FREAKIN' FRIEDKIN

From "Hollywood Jock" coming this July (HarperCollins) "Blue Chips" - bad memories come swirling back like giant nasty locusts. What a nightmare job. First off the director, Billy Friedki...
Posted by Hollywood Jock on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST