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About Me


i'm a drummer who doesn't like rush or neil peart. i'm a metalhead who hates iron maiden. i'm a death metal drummer who rarely listens to death metal. i used to drum for NY metal greats, KEVORKIAN until the end of 2005. i got married to my whoa-man, Sarah , in August 2006 - see Chris-and-Sarah.com for wedding pics and other goofy shit.

My Interests

QUITTING STAMP STORES, carpet samples, oxygen collection, teaching blind people to train dolphins to fetch hurt children, impromptu toilet bowl sculpture, the numbers -4 and 17e, question mark theory, cloud-cursing, steve barick and his interests, farting on broccoli

I'd like to meet:


steve barick. people who don't piss me off (sorry, YOU lose)

Music:

devin townsend, strapping young lad, weird al, 80's, glam/classic/hard rock, extreme metal, ambient techno, industrial, lots of random shit in between

Books:

long dark tea time of the soul, tommyland, bladerunner, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, dude where's my country?, downsize this!, holidays on ice, everybody poops, me talk pretty one day, dress your family in corduroy and denim

Heroes:

tommy lee, bruce willis, ben stiller, christopher guest, tommy aldridge, devin townsend, weird al, matt stone & trey parker, dennis leary, dave attell, david sedaris

My Blog

just cause

i'd love to go back in time - sit frank sinatra in a room and crank meshuggah 'bleed' at him for about an hour. see what he thinks.in another direction, wonder what that song would sound like with o...
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:49:00 PST

Walk for MS | Sponsor Me & Sarah!!

Sarah and I are doing the Walk MS in Sacramento, CA next month to help raise money for the MS Society and their efforts. If anyone is interested in donating, you can simply click the banner below and...
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:12:00 PST

Internet Explorer

is a wet mammoth turd.  fuck that browser.
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:54:00 PST

Metalocalypse

fuckin' rules. god damnit.
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:13:00 PST

Poor Moe...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&frien dID=5151268&blogID=349264317
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:12:00 PST

R.I.P. Dimebag

everyone misses you...
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:26:00 PST

I Have Arrived

pretty awesome cross-country trip i might say! fuckin' uhaul trailer blew out a tire the first day - sat like 5 hours waiting for crappy uhaul to get everything straightened out. ah well - it was fi...
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

I’m OUT!!!

"So Long, Suckers...." heading out the door now.  the end of 6 years of torture..  
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:01:00 PST

Final Words anyone?

so when i quit, "...i'm not gonna do what everyone THINKS i'm gonna do...and FREEEAAK OUT, MAN!..." and it's completely useless to try to jump up on my soapbox and give a speech about what an ass my b...
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

New NYCDrummer.com Site Launched!

yay.only took 26 years!!
Posted by <ass>U</ass> on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:00:00 PST