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Melissa + Sophie = Me

Why can't I step away from the computer?

About Me

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I love funny t-shirts!!
T-Shirt in current need of: Most of my brain cells are offline at the moment getting retrofitted for usefullness in future thought processing - so current brain capacity is currently sitting at .002%, please try your request later.
More T-shirts in need of (inspired by my own demise or my friends' sick minds):
-*- Get Hard or Go Hungry
-*- Hazardous to your health.
-*- I want you to keep fucking me until I'm retarted. (If that offended you, let's assume I wrote "special" instead.)
-*- Front - I dare you to look at the back of my t-shirt. Back - Sucker!
-*- Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
-*- Bazaka Joe says Hi
-*- You don't need one of these to let me inside of you (Arrow pointing towards my nether regions)
-*- Compliments told to me are indications that I pay my people well.
-*- Dirty Hoe (with picture of muddy hoe on the back)
-*- Front - I scare kitties in my spare time. Back - Just thought I should tell you that.
I'm abnormal, but normal in the unusual ways that are now accepted as normal. I like all the girly things & I like all the tom-boy things. I like Dolce & Gabbana and I like street venders. I like lemons as a fruit, but not in my food. Electic... yes. I crack my friends up without using actual crack or whipping them. Old men say naughty things to me while I walk down the street and I laugh about it later. I rather shop on line than in a mall. I rather enjoy the fact that my nephew calls me mean. I love staying home, and I love going out. Eclectic all the way. My answer is normally "it depends". I love to people watch. I hate shoe shopping. Love music, going to concerts and bands, love to enjoy Mother Nature's surroundings, love to read and write & food is another passion. Love to help - hate being a leader. I love using oil paints and sketching random things and people. I strive for my own version of happiness daily, and I leave my door of hope open 24-7. I wonder what other people are listening to with their iPod, but I don't give a shit about which hollywood star is fucking some other hollywood star. Hate money. Fear the unknown. Love love.

My Interests

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69, abandoned places, absinthe, accidential eroticism, adult swim, alcohol, anyone named ryan, astrology, b-movies, baseball, baths, batman, being creapy, big words, bisexuals, black panthers, black satin pjs, black t-shirts and jeans, boots, boxing, braclets, breakfast food, calling kids crotchgoblins, camera phones, candles, cars, cats not kittens, charlie chaplin, cheeze and crackers, chocolate, claw foot bathtubs, clouds, cocktail recipies, coffee houses, construction sites, cooking, crying, day-after sorenss, diamonds, diner, dirty jokes, dirty old people, dive lesbo bars, driving, egypt, erotica, eyeliner, family guy, fetish, firemen, fishnets, food, french, full moon, funny t-shirts, garlic, glue guns, graffitti, grass, greece, greyscale world, gummie bears, happy bunny, horoscopes, horror films, hula girls, ipods, jelly beans, kermit the frog, korn, laughing, lava lamps, leopard prints, lord of the rings, love songs, magick, magnets, make-up sex, making out, muppet, music, mythology, nature, nightmares, nursing, occult, opals, paganism, parks, pepperoni, philosphy, photobooths, photography, piercing, pirates, poetry, ponies, pool, porn, postcards, psychology, public idencency, puerto rico, puppets, quentin tarintino, reading, rituals, s&m, sarah mclaughlin, sarah's sock monkeys, saying for fucks sake, scars, secrets, sex, sexual tension, shivers, shoes, simpsons, singing, skulls, smoking, special brownies, spongebob, stars, starshine burlesque, stephen king, stickers, sunsets, tarot, tea and toast, tetris, text messages, thongs, throwing things, tim burton, tori amos, traveling, trees, unbearable pleasure, velvet lace, vintage etiquette, wallpaper, watching lips move, weird hotels, whips, wisdom, wonderwoman, writing, zelda, zombies

I'd like to meet:

People whom are into these interests off to the side in the interests box and like to talk about them...and nothing naughty!! i don't like naughty... really wink wink ;-)

Music:

my iPod is so crazy filled with stuff, but i love everything

Movies:


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geez, if you think my interests list was long you'd freak at all the movies I love. But I love all types of movies but my favorite are horror movies.I can go from watching the Interview of the Vampire to Charlie Chaplin flicks, from Muppets Movie to Ferris' B Day Off, from The Bridges of Madison County to The Secretary, from French Kiss to Seven, from Chicago to Rocky Horror, from The Sixth Sense to 50 First Dates, from Resident Evil to Lord of the Rings. I think you got the idea... I like a lot of different movies.

Television:

CSI, Simpsons, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Weed - don't watch much TV - - - After work, if I'm not doing anything with my boyfriend or friends, I go to the gym, read, write, oil painting, drawing, blog on livejournal, chat around, window shop online or relax with the boy.

Books:


1.Ryan's Hand by Lelia Meacham = a book I stole in 6 or 7th grade that I never grow tired of reading.
2.Complete Poetry & Selected Prose and Letters of Walt Whitman = at age 15 I fell in love with his words.
3.everything by Shakespeare = need I say more.
4.Goddesses in Everywoman by Jean Shinoda Bolen, MD - a psychiatrist, Jungian analyst that has changed the student of life in me.More about me:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mel
Birthday: Nov. 26, 1979
Birthplace: Staten Island aka Staten Italy
Current Location: New York - Queens - Astoria
Eye Color: Light Brown and Greenish
Hair Color: black with red highlights
Height: 5-11 baby oh yea I got legs
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: de Boriquena = Puerto Rican
The Shoes You Wore Today: snow boots
Your Fears: the unknown
Your Perfect Pizza: spicy chicken
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hee hee
Thoughts First Waking Up: just another five minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm i'll be clean and say my smile ;)
Your Bedtime: depends... but lately 2am
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl of both with fortune cookies
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: less and less
Do you Swear: fuck yea
Do you Sing: pretty good if I do say so
Do you Shower Daily: only on SMTWTFS
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I don't but I would go back
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes - gotta follow your gut
Do you get Motion Sickness: I used to.
Do you think you are Attractive: don't think, I know I am.
Are you a Health Freak: kinda, but I give into comfort food a lot
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my dad, didn't always love my mom.
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are so awesome
Do you play an Instrument: was learning how to play the piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure have
In the past month have you Smoked: sure have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: depends on your definition of drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No - hate them
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box just some in ice-cream
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: just my own soap box
In the past month have you been Dumped: hells no never
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes in a pool
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: someone's attention
Ever been Drunk: Yes just recently
Ever been called a Tease: only by liars
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: i plead the fifth
How do you want to Die: quick & painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: unsure something geeky
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan & China
Number of Drugs I have taken: one 1 kind
Number of CDs I own: not that many
Number of Piercings: one in each ear lobe and i had one in my eyebrown
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: eh - ages 20 thru 27 maybe give or take a day
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

just to name a few... Ms Piggy - Mumm-Ra the Ever Living - Cheetra - My Neice Tiana - Samurai Jack - Emily Strange - Sabrina the Teenage Witch - Dora the Explorer - Sarah Traver Janus - Brak - He-Man & Battle Cat - Raina Desiree Frank - Surviors of cancer - and the creators of ME

My Blog

sharing a recent post from LJ

entitled: items of all kinds pick and choose --items done i can see my bed this is a huge accomplishment there has been a mountain of things on my bed from big to small from bows to old clothe...
Posted by !sOpHiE~*~mElIsSa! on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 07:23:00 PST

is anyone knocking?

Can you keep from looking& They are just so curious   What happened? Like a car accident, they stare fixed upon a story untold.   Eyes search for information or a glimpse What they dont kn...
Posted by !sOpHiE~*~mElIsSa! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

prejudice against myself

 So, Sunday is the Puerto Rican Parade in the City... and you know what... I am not Puerto Rican for a week after Sunday.  Historically, there is always a lot of trouble with dirty PR men an...
Posted by !sOpHiE~*~mElIsSa! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't blog here.... I blog at LiveJournal... click for link

If you want to read my blogs.... click on the pretty blue words below.. come on ... I know you wanna... blog at it's finest
Posted by !sOpHiE~*~mElIsSa! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST