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Hellcat

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About Me

I never know what to say about me.
I'm an odd sort of person, I guess...spunky and a bit off-beat. I've been described as a walking contradiction. I smile a lot and I love to laugh and yet somehow I can have the worst attitude. I'm intelligent...mostly (I have - well, my friends call them 'blonde moments'). I'm down to earth, fun loving and a true friend. And I do what I love for a living. What else do you want to know?
Updated often!
10 Random Facts About Me
1) I have a pen fetish. (No, it's not sexual pervert.)
2) I view change as a positive thing.
3) I make all sorts of stuff for fun and give them to my friends.
4) I went into a Quick Check wearing nothing but a trenchcoat on a dare.
5) I'm not a morning person.
6) People think I look innocent - I'm not. At. All.
7) "Let me get my strap-on so you can suck my dick", is a favorite saying of mine.
8) I am a roller-coaster freak - bigger, better, faster, more!!!
9) I'm ambidextrous.
10) My given Native American name is Moon-Dancer.
The bumper stickers on the back of my Jeep:
Dane did this for me. :D

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool people in general... Old friends, new friends and interesting individuals with similar interests....or completely different interests, so long as they're interesting. (Ow. My brain hurts.)

Faith will go to jail for ...

Quoting the Marquis de Sade to some school children

'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

    Space for The Miscellaneous

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My Blog

Global Warming Will End This Week

..>..>..>Written by drugtestallpoliticians Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Global warming will end abruptly this week as Earth will once again leave its orbit and will wander through the solar sys...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:14:00 GMT

PICTURES!!

Finally! I've gotten the pictures uploaded and organized. I would have done it sooner,  but tomorrow will be the 10th day straight that I've been working since we've gotten back from vacation, so...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:55:00 GMT

"Help me! Help Meee!"

I most definitely want one of these: It's a Desktop Carniverous Plant set from Think Geek. Here at the shelter, mostly in the warm months, we have a serious fly problem. This is mainly due to the ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:42:00 GMT

Overheard in Rite Aid last night...

A man on his cell phone standing in the feminine products isle with a box of Tampax in his hand:"But they're yellow.""Oh. Okay.""So that doesn't mean they're lemon scented? They're yellow..."
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:05:00 GMT

The Tomato Garden

An old italian woman lived alone in the country. She wanted to dig her tomato garden but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. Her only son, Vincenzo, who used to help her, was in prison....
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:41:00 GMT

In the mood for a little malcontent?

An Evening with Janeane Garofalo, Marc Maron & Henry Rollins - NY & LA- tickets on sale now! Catch "It's Not A Play And There's No Music" - a...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:10:00 GMT

Speaking of Animal Control...

My manager, D.J. handed this to me the other day and I just had to share it. This letter lets off steam for a lot of shelter and rescue workers. Letter from an ACOWell, this one has been several years...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:51:00 GMT

Good to go, but I'm still here.

Well 5 months later and I'm still at the Humane Society. The racist bitch of a supervisor I had to work under was promoted about a month ago now to the executive offices. And in her absence I was offe...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:14:00 GMT

Want Presents?

The first five people to respond to this post will get some wonderful something from me in the mail. A real in your mail box gifty! Maybe I'll make it, maybe I'll find it or maybe it will be some sort...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:38:00 GMT

And so begins the countdown...

Whoo-Hoo!
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 16:50:00 GMT