86 things you sould know when going to a bar |
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a shot.3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.4. Change y...
Posted by carlstadt king on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST |
new rules for 07 |
Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the foot...
Posted by carlstadt king on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST |
only in america |
Only in America.... 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in Ame...
Posted by carlstadt king on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:59:00 PST |
J.E.T.S jets jets jets!!! |
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Posted by carlstadt king on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:02:00 PST |
4 types of woman from a brothers point of view. |
ok i was at work today and i was listen to the brothers talk cuz you know i wana be down with the lingo lol so thay were discribeing woman
1wifey
2boo
3 bitches
4 ho's
so i asked them to discribe ea...
Posted by carlstadt king on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:07:00 PST |
what my wife taught the cats to do |
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Posted by carlstadt king on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST |
FACTS ABOUT NJ |
Facts about NJ New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine to Florida. New Jersey is the only state where all of its counti...
Posted by carlstadt king on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:56:00 PST |
FAKE FRIENDS VS REAL FRIENDS |
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. *REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs *REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and...
Posted by carlstadt king on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:41:00 PST |
Top 10 reasons for..... |
Top 10 reasons for Sleeping at your desk:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditat...
Posted by carlstadt king on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST |
love,lust,or marriage |
LOVE:: When you write poems about your partner.LUST: When all you write is your phone number.MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks. LOVE: When sex is called "making love".LUST: When sex is called "do...
Posted by carlstadt king on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST |
