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bethany

the Gospel according to St. Bastard

About Me

All the stats are in neat little boxes to the left, as well as my interests and the rest of my life. I think that pretty much takes care of it, don't you?..

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My Interests

djembe, concerts, people who play harmonica, old cemeteries, riding shotgun, travel, oceans and rivers, food, water, and so forth.

I'd like to meet:

Smart people are good. So are nice people, witty people, and coherent people. And if you happen to be all four, then you just might be my new favorite.

Music:

Soul Miner's Daughter, Sugarland, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jack Johnson, The Killers, Ladytron, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Marc Cohn, David Bowie, Meat Loaf, Flogging Molly, Bush, Regina Spektor

Movies:

The Emperor's New Groove, Dogma, Pulp Fiction, Office Space, Philadelphia, Boondock Saints, 6ixtynin9, Little Miss Sunshine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Life Aquatic

Television:

Deadliest Catch is my guilty pleasure.

Books:

The Picture of Dorian Gray, Ender's Game, The Poisonwood Bible, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spoon River Anthology, The Hot Zone, Howl's Moving Castle

Heroes:

Lord Henry Wotton, Algernon Moncrieff, Phil Lawson

My Blog

teratoma

NEW BRIGHTON, MNImmediately following a physician's examination for her menstrual cessation, 37-year-old events planner Janice Crowley told reporters Tuesday that she is "ecstatic" with her diagnosis...
Posted by bethany on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

hack

I'm sick. So here's another Twain quote."As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime you learn real morals. Commit all crimes, familiarize yourself with all sins, take them in rotation (t...
Posted by bethany on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 07:36:00 PST

whitewash

A word from Sam Clemens:"I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened."
Posted by bethany on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST

not a magician

..> Star Trek casts new Uhura..> Zoe Saldana is set to play Uhura in the 11th Star Trek movie. The actress recently finished shooting Vantage Point with Dennis Quaid and Forest Whitaker. Saldana i...
Posted by bethany on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:57:00 PST

who’s down?

   
Posted by bethany on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:38:00 PST

princeton

Nation Suddenly Feels Old After Seeing Nick-At-Nite Lineup September 11, 2007 | Issue 43"37  SCHAUMBURG, ILThe American people were thrust into a profound existential crisis Sunday after ...
Posted by bethany on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST

magnum

"Old people have more sex than you'd think. A survey of more than 3,000 U.S. adults aged 57 to 85, including face-to-face interviews, finds: 1) Most people aged 64 to 75, and more than one-quarter of ...
Posted by bethany on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:29:00 PST

wade

"Russian leader Vladimir Putin has inadvertently become a gay icon after stripping down to the waist on a fishing trip. The pictures were taken while the President was on holiday with Prince Albert of...
Posted by bethany on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:53:00 PST

tape

"When you are with someone you love very much, you can talk and it is pleasant, but the reality is not in the conversation. It is in simply being together. Meditation is the highest form of prayer. In...
Posted by bethany on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:47:00 PST

occidental

Sunday, July 29. KSU Legacy Gazebo Amphitheater."Blending one part Afro-Cuban rhythm with one part American bebop, Latin Grammy winner Poncho Sanchez and his band create a jazz sensation for your enjo...
Posted by bethany on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST