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Scully

MSG, Money, Margaritas and My Man...

About Me

I slouch and use way too many commas.

My Interests

Custer?

I'd like to meet:

Other equal-opportunity-offenders.

Music:

The Breeders, My Bloody Valentine, Nico, Bill Leeb, Johnny Horton, Alabama, Patsy Cline, The Cure, Mars, Jean Luc Ponty, Regina Carter, Elvis and Elvis, New Order, Ramones, Towa Tei, Jay-Z, Elliott Smith, Crowded House, 2 Live Crew, DJ Koolaid, Ultra Vox, deerhoof, Future Jazz Project, Split Enz, Modest Mouse, James, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, Morcheeba (not the remixes), Dead Can Dance, Annie Lennox, Blondie, Baden Powell, The Fugees, The Ramones, Art of Noise, Gene Vincent, Morphine, Eddie Rabbit, Joe Henry, Bright Channel, Pixies, Yaz, Ibrahim Ferrar, Army of Lovers, Shellac, The White Stripes, Bowery Boys, Tom Waits, Ben Harper, BJ Cole, Nick Warren, Nina Simone, Fischer Spooner and Cyndi Fucking Lauper.

Movies:

If you have not seen Network, GO GET IT! Legend of Billie Jean, Auntie Mame, Blade Runner, Ski Patrol, Short Circuit, Pillow Book, Looker, Edward Scissorhands, Donnie Darko, Shadow of Chinatown, Johnny Be Good, Tombstone, The Devil in Ms. Jones, CandyMan, Lucas.

Television:

That fucker was the first thing I packed.

Books:

So many. I'm working on it.

Heroes:

My bed (equal parts womb and opium den), you - after you buy me a Shirley Temple, boys who lean in door frames, Luca Turin, Vincent Price, my grandfather.

My Blog

Live Cagematch!! Philly vs. Denver!!

Okay, so I've lived in Philly for almost a week. Below are the PROS/CONS of Philadelphia thus far: 1. You can walk almost everywhere/There is NOWHERE to park your car 2. There are homeless people ...
Posted by Scully on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Diarrhea...

Is the best excuse for EVERYTHING. Seriously, no one can argue with diarrhea.
Posted by Scully on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ultimate Makeover -

I'm just ending my most recent house-sitting stint. I'm such a sucker for cable - and since Josh and I are sans-cable this is always my chance to catch up with TV. I usually just end-up watching Nick ...
Posted by Scully on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Verbal Assault or "Dead Baby Crew Dicktionary"

A -- asshat, analdangler, assmunch B -- bozak/bag o' dicks/bearfucker/box o' hair/boobganderitis C --cockknocker/chickenfucker, cumguzzlingroadwhore D -- donut puncher, dumb as rocks, dickdodger...
Posted by Scully on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wu Tang and shoelaces

I've been very broody today...I think it's because I woke up to the dog licking himself. In any case, this day has probably not been my shining accomplishment of the week. It has been comprised of ...
Posted by Scully on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spacial Awareness Day....Everyday! OR...Don't stand so close to me!

I fail to see why we as a society endorse the use of condoms when any Tom, Dick or Harry can freely rub and breathe on strangers in public. The post office is the worst. That's why I endorse "Spacia...
Posted by Scully on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST