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DYKE-O-MITE

I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE!!!!!!!!!

About Me

LESBIAN POWERLIFTER WHO WANTS TO GET A BILLY RAY CYRUS MULLET!!!.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

WEIGHT LIFTING, PROTEIN SHAKES, POTTED MEAT, DEPENDS MY CAR!!

I'd like to meet:

K.D. LANG, ELLEN DEGENERES, BILLY RAY CYRUS, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGER, CHYNASOME FRIENDS

Music:

MELISSA ETHERIDGE, THE BOSS, JOHN MELLENCAMP, K.D. LANG

Movies:

ROADHOUSE, ROCKY, THE CRYING GAME

Television:

ELLEN.

Books:

DOES PLAYBOY COUNT?

My Blog

This guy pee'd in my butt last night!!

OMG! Last night was the best night I'd had in a while. I met this guy through a friend of a friend. Ok, he was like really cute with dark brown hair and alot of tattoos and he had a huge dong! We ...
Posted by DYKE-O-MITE on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

Why?

I will never understand why I peed through my spandex last Saturday.  But whatever the reason, it allowed me to take home the trophy, and that's what I came for. 
Posted by DYKE-O-MITE on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:15:00 PST

I peed on the floor

I peed on the floor while powerlifting, now I'm a star
Posted by DYKE-O-MITE on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST

I Wanna Dance with you on the stairs---thats gay!

That is so gay,but so am I
Posted by DYKE-O-MITE on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:13:00 PST