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Tom

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About Me

I am not the real Tom. The jokes on you.I am funny. Sometimes real funny, but most of the time, I try to keep it at a moderate funny. I tend to spend too much time thinking of witty things to say. Like right now... really, I could be doing something important, like curing disease or fighting gingervitis. Instead, I'm ranting "about me" on MYSPACE. I like to procrastinate. I have a job. I make money. My wife is gourgeous. She's my partner in crime. We like stuff. Good times do we have. Music guides my soul. I'm glad I can hear. Underwater movies frighten me. I've sat in corners. I talk on phones. Piano beater. Cake Eater. I like to Rock. Most days I smile. This world makes me happy. Too busy to tie my shoes, too crazy to care....and I'm going to be a dad.

My Interests

I dig the arts, the music, the women, the sauce, the fame, the money, the game, need I say more?

Movies:

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Television:

.....................killed the Radio Star, in my home and in my car.

Heroes:

My wife, John Lennon, everybody that thinks for themselves.

My Blog

who the hell are my friends????!??

Every time I get on Myspace and look through my friends, I think one thing.....who the hell are these people???!?!?
Posted by Tom on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

Why can't Sammy subscribe to his own blog???

I want to receive my own blog, man, can you dig it?What's up wit chaMySpaceI'm goonnna name my next bandTalent DogThanksMarcelFor that spark!!
Posted by Tom on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:31:00 PST

Tom's Gone!!!!!!

I don't know if it was recently, but I just noticed that Tom, the creator of this place, is not on my friend list.  Did I do something to make you angry, Tom??  Did you just not want to be m...
Posted by Tom on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 11:41:00 PST

Happy Birthday Daniel Boone!!

Today is Daniel Boone and Nelly's birthday.  With that in mind, enjoy your day.
Posted by Tom on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:44:00 PST

I am worth $2,705,928

I am worth $2,705,928 so if anyone would like to buy me, I am definitely for sale.  Make all checks payable to Mr. Tyler Johnson.  Thank You.      http://www.hu...
Posted by Tom on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:31:00 PST

Damn you Homeland!!!

 This is upsetting, thought I should pass it along. Check your drivers license... Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet, including your own! I just searched for mine and there...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 12:54:00 PST

Holy Crap!!!!!!!!!!

Holy Crap!  Matt Mahaffey added me to his friends list!! Thanks for all the Freakin', freakin', fReAkIn', awesome music!!!  It's been and still is such an inspiration for me.   Self Fre...
Posted by Tom on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 12:39:00 PST

HOWL

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving by hysterical naked,dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning fo...
Posted by Tom on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 12:21:00 PST