象は鼻が長いです

!!!!!!! UNDER CONSTRUCTION !!!!!!!
Danamiks was created in September 1982 by a discredited rogue cybernetics professor known in the world of guerilla robotics as captain Colin. His mother Mary, also the mother of Jesus, was given the difficult task of raising him as a human in Croydon.
As he, like the terminator, is living tissue over a metal skeleton, his true robotic heritage was conveniently unnoticed at school where he passed time bunnin' spliffs and mixing with society. It was during a séance with his brother ‘Dead Bully Hoe Slapper’ (part man, part machine, part beer) and a few other friends, that he summoned up the spirit of a dead Arcturian magickian.
After this point things got pretty out of control and took a turn for planet weird. Danamiks began researching new operating systems and software that he could interface with. This is believed to be the period where he was first introduced to mescaline, a powerful software upgrade created by the world renowned and widely feared Dr. Peruvianus (a one legged south American witch doctor with bizaar facial hair and an unconvincing liverpudlian accent) and psilocybin, an advanced new microprocessor of possible alien origin.
Now Danamiks, a socially paranoid cybotic monster fed by unspeakable horrors from hell, stalks the streets of London making beats, getting cained and haunting the lower astral planes above and beyond all conceivable boundaries of time and space. The illuminati and the rest of the shadow government see Danamiks as a possible threat to 'society' in these last few years leading up to 2012, where their NWO is set to combat the foretold consciousness shift of the planet. They would like nothing better than to see him destroyed in a huge vat of acid - or maybe molten lava…. maybe even both.
For this reason he is in hiding and I am currently the only person in direct communication with him so any comments/beat requests etc. will be passed onto him ASAP. Most of the above is a big lie, it is me really (Dan) and I’m sorry for wasting your time. Check out my friends and have a fun and day.
The picture below depicts me and kieran destroying people with our eyes.