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All Parallels (New CD Available!!!)

New CD "SOLITUDE" out now!!!

About Me

ALL CD'S AVAILABLE ON ITUNES NOW!!
New album "SOLITUDE" AVAILABLE NOW!!
"FORMULATE A TRAGEDY" available now!!
Debut self-titled EP
"You Won't Feel A Thing" EP
All Parallels are fucking dynamite! A gritty 3 piece rock n roll bumrush with a sound reeking of good times and regrettable mornings. Their grimy style is a rock hybrid, complex and simple at the same time. It’s heavy, but not alpha male overcompensating heavy; insanely catchy, but nothing sweet or cute. Prog punk?, maybe; melodic hardcore?, perhaps; ferocious pop?…whatever floats your boat. Any way you slice it, AP is a straight up no gimmicks rock band unaffiliated with, but adaptable to, nearly every rock genre. So stay classy Jersey City.
Our debut self-titled EP is now available for download at ITUNES .
Our 2nd EP "You Won't Feel A Thing" is also available for download at ITUNES .
CLICK THE DOTS to see ALL PARALLELS music featured on Fox 5 NY Giants pregame show!!!
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ALL PARALLELS NEW VIDEO for "WORLD WE BE LIVING IN"!!!!!!!
"Something that Alex Lifeson of Rush might have cooked up with some lessons from James Hetfield of Metallica" -The NY Times
" A punchy blend of angular riffs, plowing rhythmic grooves and excitable vocals, the band successfully launch into foray after foray of energetic modern rock with a light hardcore slant; Keeping the listener thoroughly entertained from start to finish."-ThePRP.com
"Someone call major label A&R reps! All Parallels is bouncy, addictively melodic rock that you normally hear pounding on alternative and rock radio stations."-Lambgoat.com
"This has got to be some of the best shit I've ever heard in my fuckin' life!"-Paul Stanley (lead singer, KISS)
"Goddamn."-Marion 'Suge' Knight (CEO, Death Row Records)
WATCH THE ALL PARALLELS "LOUSY REASONS" VIDEO HERE!
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Member Since: 12/30/2003
Band Website: allparallels.com
Band Members: Vocals/Bass: Larry Chiswick
Guitar: Adam Kestler
Drums: Anthony Amodeo
Influences: The Police, GALLOWS, Cro MAgs, Steely Dan, the WIRE, misfits, KISS, Clutch, Kafka, Camus, Otis Redding, Daft Punk, the Clash, M.I.A., Wu Tang, ODB, Metallica, MF Doom, Mastadon, Big L, Bad Brains, Charles Shaw, Ambien, Phil Collins, Tegan & Sarah, Leeway, ETID, Quicksand, Motley Crue is straight Dog Shit, Ill Bill and Uncle Howie, Kings of Leon, East of the Wall, Jameson, Weezer, Slayer, Fugazi, Day Without Dawn, Interpol, Helmet, Pantera, the combination of mushrooms and booze and headphones, Croce, Anthrax, Glassjaw, Salif Keita, Dangelo, the Stones, Megadeth, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Tortoise, Elliot Smith, Fela Kuti, Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, Alice in Chains, Prince, Hammer Pants, guys in girls jeans, Unpainted Huffhines, Rodney Dangerfield in Natural Born Killers, Illy Crystal, etc. etc.
Sounds Like: The World's Greatest KISS "Unmasked" Cover Band!
Record Label: On The Rise
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Just Finished Filming New Vids!!!!

Yo,We just got done filming two new vids from songs off of Solitude! As you know, we are no slouches when it comes to makin DIY,fly ass videos. These last two are no exception, they will blow the palm...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:16:00 PST

We Hittin the Road Mama

Yes, it's true. we're finally getting back on the road (albeit, not for as long as we like). We will have new merch and the new cd (B4 it's official online release!!!). We will be bringing the fucking...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

FREE EP of Acoustic Covers coming soon!

Yes Yes Yall,The new album is FINALLY going to fucking drop this winter! Your 3 humble playboys will be puttin it out all on our own, little darlings. Fuck a label for this given moment of right now. ...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:31:00 PST

Been Hearing us at Giants Games?

What up AP/Giants fans, If any of our NJ/NY fans that are also fans of the New York Giants have been to the games this season, then you've heard All Parallels blasting through the fuckin stadium! Our ...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:32:00 PST

Larry guest vocals on final Day Without Dawn album!

Whats up folks, Larry here. I'm gonna be doing a few appearances on DWD's posthumous release. This is an absolute honor for me. DWD are some of the most talented musicians I've ever see...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST

Rumsuck Lyrics

Rumsuck Come on, ain't I too uptown To be flanked by pariahs Every place that I frequent. Low budget call girls and their sordid clients. Ew. I'm surrounded by heathens. This brother just wanna go h...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:17:00 PST

Funeral Pyre Eyes Lyrics

Funeral Pyre Eyes                                  &n...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:14:00 PST

Notes on Funeral

Shhhh, Listen closely...you may notice the drumline never changes...well, sort of. I mean, that is Anthony playing a full take, a fill sprinkling, a crash or two, a beat might skip.But in essence...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:04:00 PST

diggin them new tracks man

so we put up two new tracks from the upcoming record. i know you good folks are gonna love the shit out of em. we're really happy with the way the album came out, it took damn long enough.i really don...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

Halfway Done

Well Friends, In one month AP's going back up to Boston to finish production on "Rumsuckers and Garbage Hearts Dance-Off".  Its turning out to be the best shit we've ever laid down...
Posted by All Parallels (New CD Available!!!) on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST