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Rob

I've never met my real mom

About Me

I am a twenty seven year old joke slinging bar fly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

......Revolutionaries, misfits, social outcasts, ruffians, hooligans, scallywags, reprobates, rascals, heretics, firebrands, inciters, provocateurs, malcontents, nihlists, and realists.

Movies:

Whatever they got playing at the hotel I'm living in for the week. I like the original Bad news Bears

Television:

It's all crap

Books:

The Art of War, Pryor Convictions, anything by Bukowski, Chess for dummies, The Hobbit, Holy Blood Holy Grail, The Satanic Verses, anything I read in the bathroom ie: shampoo bottles, toothpaste containers...etc I also enjoy reading the newspaper or as I fondly refer to it as "the daily scandal mongering gossip column"

Heroes:

Dr. Kervorkian, The entire aboriginal population of North America, and Jon Pue jr.