I have a smile as gummy as Ronaldhino's
I am a bad drunk
I like to write poo-etry
Actually I just really like writing
I seem to be a bit of a jack of all trades...
I am a graphic designer/ web designer
I am a reluctant hairdresser... I can do it... but I don't like doing it
I like to smile, it does my shrivelled soul good
I like good food, and good music.
I hate bad manners,and London transport during rush hour
I'd like to be reincarnated as one of Russell Brand's ball bags then I can be part of the womanising circuit.
Even though I have a good understanding of the Eight fold path, my sense of humour is still very twisted...