Greetings. Your future conqueror addresses you! I am the all-powerful most high exhalted supreme Michael. Very soon I shall be your ruler; a fair and just persona the like of which this humble worldlet has never seen the like of. In time you will deify me I am sure. I will labour to bring form and structure to this fragile place with an iron hand of pure will. Familiarise yourself with my visage and acquaint yourselves with my images for they shall be the face of your future... Study the scriptures of wisdom I shall impart in my blogs for these shall become your codes of life and guide you towards acceptance of my ultimate fate.
For the moment I disguise myself as a nondescript in one of your puny metroplises. London. This is part of my reconnaisance in order that I may come to know and understand my future subjects. I make a good show of blending in by partaking in such mundane human pursuits as sports, cycling and perusing this planets pathetic examples of "literature". For now in my covert state, I shall require no temples or supplications. No adoration at this point will be necessary. In time, however, I will call on those close to me to assist in my domination of this small demenes of "earth".
You will know when the time has come, heed my wishes and assist me in my quest and you will have the gratitude of a grateful Michael. This is not a common thing and is to be treasured. Bountiful riches and wonders may befall you. If I deem you compentent you may even be given a state to govern in which I expect you to excell and aim to gain my favour. Fail or oppose me and well...
I endeavour to vanquish all miscreants and flawed minions who would oppose my diabolical schemes involving world domination by design or ineptitude. I vow to unleash excruciating torrents of nightmarish pain upon my foes and legions of my loyal followers await the smallest hint of a gesture to ensure your ultimate long and complicated torturous death. Harken then to my warnings and and listen with wisdom to my promises. Accept the inevitable destiny which must be.
Anyway :) I'm actually an easy going and open deity to chat with, but look, it would be nice if the people who want to add me as their friends actually said something to me first or at least had a chat... how can I befriend you when we haven't engaged? *sagely shakes head*
Also, I am not a stern or a harsh bringer of justice and I rarely remove friends by whim, but I will labour to have sanity in all things and thus I have "cleansing" sessions where I delete people who are clearly not my friends and not speaking to me. I refrain from being here merely to make up people's numbers so they can look like Mr/Mrs popular online (who has a gazillion "friends"?) get a life!
one more thing, BEING SERIOUS NOW, I'm kinda shocked I gotta say this but damn... beg you don't attempt to start beef with me online. It's ONLINE! ain't nothing more sissyfied than calling names back and forth where I can't get to you. I don't indulge in all that so don't bring it here please. Don't care if I look like the guy who took your job, slept with your sister or stepped on your shoes back in ninety ninety whocares... let it go and move on. DAMN
