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Some pirates.. and Chris Morris, preferably together at a village fete getting a reading from Derek Acorah who has managed to channel the spirits of John Peel, Hunter .S. Thompson, and Barry White. Afterwards we would go and buy some lemon drizzle cake from William Shatner, some quiche from Larry David, some midget sausage rolls from Captain Bastard and all go and have a picnic with Dolly Parton, The Butthole Surfers, Cassetteboy, Normal Bob Smith, Ozomatli and The Mighty Boosh. There would also be some fire. And some monkeys.
Dolly Parton, The Butthole Surfers, Wham, Fingathing, Seth Lakeman, Ozomatli, Buswell, PJ Harvey, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Marilyn Manson when he duets with his manatee, Dr Octagon, Julian Cope/Teardrop Explodes, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Carina Round, Miss Kittin, Depth Charge, DJ Producer, KnifeHandChop, Freestylers, Eat Static, Cornelius, Stanton Warriors, Ministry, Aphex Twin, Panacea, Nine Inch Nails, Crippled Rook, 80's soft rock and anything that upsets the dolphins, especially fairground music and Captain Bastard and stuff that's distorted and crunchy.
I don't like to go to the cinema. You can't smoke and the seats are sticky. Drinking brandy and throwing half sucked sweets is fun. Maybe that's why the seats are always sticky.
Napoleon Dynamite,
Convoy,
Studio Ghibli,
Brazil,
Wicker Man,
City of God,
Eraserhead,
Wizard of Oz,
Bubba Ho-Tep,
Hellraiser,
Time Bandits.
So wrong but so right.
Colouring in books and books to write stuff in. Books about monkeys, and tigers. And pirates. And Bear, but I have to say I prefer Looshkin. Comics by Jhonen Vasquez and Roman Dirge. I like the pictures. I can also read books without pictures. I do this a lot.
John Peel, Dolly Parton, Normal Bob Smith (a man who talks much sense), Valmik Thapar and anyone else who saves tigers, Neil Gaiman, David Attenborough, Banksy, The Butthole Surfers, Zebraface, Lenore, Totoro and whoever invented cake and fire.