Mr. Muscle Pants

Hit me up on my SN whenever. its brian baystow on AIM......im going to school to become a FIREMAN and PERSONAL TRAINER...........i enjoy long midnight strolls on the beach, lying naked on a bear skin rug by the fire, and i always put the toilet seat down....... i have my eyebrow pierced ....i wrestled, played badminton, and waterpolo for 4 years...... my favorite food is waffle crisp cereal.............the only 2 things that piss me off are when someone says they will call and they dont, and when someone entirely blows me off. everything else just rolls right off.............. i suck at texas hold em'........ i can make my boobs flex back and forth.........i love monkeys and penguins.......my worst fears are growing old, becoming handicapped, and being forgotten.................i live with my best friend in Goleta...........care bears scare the shit out of me........my girlfriend's name is Bre and she lives in Brooklyn,New York so she can draw monkeys for a living and experience a new level of black guys hollering at her that has never been seen by anyone ever before......................id rather eat yogurt and egg whites than lobster and filet magnon..............im dead on the inside, but at least my tummy is pretty..........canada sucks....... and i hate ice cold beer MyGen Profile Generator