A buddy of mine recently changed my whole perspective on life. My friend Brian Perrin, who is wise beyond his years, was around his 23rd beer when he collapsed on the floor, a typical Tuesday night in the life of Brian. He laid there in shame for several moments until a fat girl in a mini skirt stepped over him and his look of embarrassment quickly turned into a look of a deep ponder. Brian looked at me straight faced and said the most profound life altering statement since Martin Luther King had his dream. He said, My entire life has been spent chasing after beautiful women, with little rewards, but little did I know it was all a waste, because I now know that if you turn a women upside down they all look the same. It brings a tear to my eye every time I think of this glorious night. It was beautiful wait a second, what am I talking about, fat chicks are disgusting! EwwGrossFat chicks are nastyWaking up next to a fat chick would be roughYuck I thought my friend was profound but he clearly has a case of the downs. NFC for life!
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