About Me

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here. - Melvin - "As Good As it Gets".

Roller Derby.

yea..that's for damn sure.

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

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"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday." Lester Burnham - American Beauty

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i'm on a mission to piss off the entire world. starting with you.

i don't want a
Knight in Shining Armor
i want a ROCKER
in Tattoos & Dickies

vulgar boys who will pull my hair and call me a diry whore.

oh yea...and a hot scorpio.

Music:

check out my playlist to the right..

Movies:

American Beauty,
The Royal Tenenbaums,
The Final Cut,
What Dreams May Come,
Edward Scissorhands,
Less Than Zero,
Sixteen Candles,
Clueless,
Jaw Breaker,
Friday, Police Academies,
Black and White's,
Breakfast Club,
Bookdock Saints,
Bridget Jones Diary,
Saw,
Alfie,
Dirty Dancing,
No Bond Movies *bleh*,
Goonies,
Gremlins,
When a Man Loves a Woman,
Care Bears,
Speed Racer,
Endless Love,
& Big Fish

Television:

You can take the girl out of South Carolina...but you can't take the south out of the girl...

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The South

That's a Southern accent you've got there. You may love it, you may hate it, you may swear you don't have it, but whatever the case, we can hear it.

The Midland
Philadelphia
The Inland North
The Northeast
The West
North Central
Boston
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

My Blog

last night - NJCR vs TT (Tampa)

..> So if any of you went to the bout last night, you would know there wasn't a victory in points...but to the girls on my team there was definitely a morale victory. All season we have been looki...
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:44:00 PST

wanna know what i think?

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a ...
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Tue, 15 May 2007 04:12:00 PST

so...

the next guy i get interested in is going to be good for me. not the "bad boy" type..i am going to search out a guy who is completely not my "type". wonder how well this will work.
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:19:00 PST

my son's father. the piece of shit.

you know it's great how i send max's dad a text message saying "i need you to pick up max tomorrow morning at 11"...basically it's 1 hour earlier than he picks him up anyway the 1 night he actually ke...
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

babies...and all that jazz.

so lately everyone i know has been getting pregnant. all i hear is baby this and baby that...and it's got me thinking. maybe...if i ever found the right guy...i MIGHT want another one. but only if i e...
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

so god damn irritated right now

yea.
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST

i've made me some southern fucking friends lately.

FRIENDS VS. SOUTHERN FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello". SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: ...
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:39:00 PST

so....

haven't written in a while. what's up bitches?
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:29:00 PST

my wish.

starlight. starbright. first star i see tonight. i wish i may. i wish i might. have the wish i wish tonight. oh holy little star burning so bright by your lonesome...please let me learn how to block a...
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

adult braces...the new black?

so what is up with the surge of people over the age of 18 getting braces? everywhere i look now i am seeing some person past puberty sportin' some metal in their mouth. personally...if my parents woul...
Posted by amber aka Jiffy. on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

miss amber

if you've got nothing nice to say...say it to me.