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ERIC RUSHING OF BRUISER'S TATTOO 389-TATS

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About Me


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I was raised by a group of drunken leprachauns, and had a bastard of a rabbit, named Fuzzy. I was abducted by aliens at age thirteen and that is where I discovered Mars Heroine. After beating the habit, in 1513 I was returned to Earth, where I sailed with a group of midget albino pirates with a large appetite for whiskey. By 25 years, I worked for NASA as an ASStro-ologist, the study of getting ass in space by drunken space whores. My favorite foods are watermelon and malt liqour. I love Elvis and soccor moms.
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My Interests

Long walks on a short pier, Librarys with Lesbian Librarians,Skateboarding Naked covered in gasoline in the warm summer sun .. and slinggin dubs on the corner to all my homies...

I'd like to meet:

Myself in a dark alley. ..

Music:

.. Skrew Driver, NWA, Blue Eyed Devils,Bound for Glory,Junior Brown,Madonna (when she was a slut),The Business, Social D, David Allan Coe, JOHN R CASH,Cigar Store Indians, Hank Sr,Jr. and the 3rd, Merle Hagard, Waylene Jennings, Elvis Presley, Jerry lee Lewis .., Carl Perkins, Hank Snow, Charlie Fearthers, Frantic Flatops, Jucifer, Supersuckers, Nashville Pussy,Stay Cats, The Clash, Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, Rancid, Negitive Saints, The Oi! Scouts... /img/

Movies:

Where the Bufflo Rome, Walk the Line, Silence of the Lambs,Taxi Driver,Pulp Fiction, Cool Hand Luke, Five Minutes to live, Rocky I,II,III, Ramboo First Blood, Night of the living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Cry Baby, The Outsiders, Red Dawn , The Park Is mine and The Boondock Saints. ..

Television:

The O'Reiley Factor, The History channel (all about soccor moms),Comedy Centrel, Cartoon Network(Adult Swim). ..

Books:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, The Rum Diaries, Campaign Trail 72, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Turner Diaries and Hunter. ..

Heroes:

Myself cuz I'm that fuk'in cool. ..