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About Me

My names marshall. I guess theres something inside my head that always makes me want to be different from everybody else or go against the grain of society. I donâ€™t do what everybody else does and I donâ€™t think like everybody else thinks. Im pretty cool to hang out with, and while im not always the most polite person, I make up for it by making ppl laugh and just being an honest guy. Ive been described as a diamond in the rough, but I disagree. im more like a million-year-old amber gem w/ a fly in it -- I donâ€™t look good on a piece of jewelry some celebrity would wear, I look better on display in a glass case in a museum. i guess im saying that i have my place in life, and The Great Wide Open just isnt it, at least for now, but the few people who are important always find me. Im a christian and I take a genuine interest in people, but I cant say im down w/ gods fan club because its run by liars who take your money and then tell you not to lie or take other ppls money, which is useless, so I donâ€™t attend their meetings nor pay them my dues anymore. I do the best that my mind will allow at everything I do in life, I know my limitations, and I utilize my strengths. My â€œreligionâ€ on myspace is jewish because deep down, I really want to be jewish. I think Jewish people rock.
if you ever happen to see a car driving around w/ a drink on its roof, the chances are good im the guy driving the car.
oh yeah, and im really good at making out.

My Interests

musical inscruments, fire, shiny things, weapons, old NES and SNES games w/ the shitty cartridges that you have to blow into and smack up against your TV for them to work, pretty girls, making decorative food displays, talking about pooping and farting, beer, not sports, singing, yelling, joking, whatever.

I'd like to meet:

im not asking for Miss Perfect USA, but i still have a weight limit. i mean, im a skinny guy who likes a cute girl even if shes got "a little extra baggage", but a skinny guy with a beached whale of a chick just doesnt look right.

just lay offada trashy, mk?

Myspace Contact Tables

DUMB FRIEND BOX
None of you deserve to be placed here.

Nobody

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Music:

i like all the shit you like.

Movies:

yeah i like whatever you like! the notebook? LOVE IT! garden state? omg my panties are wet! great, yeah, wonderful...

Television:

omg we like the same stuff! i LOVE greys anatomy TOO! and nip tuck! and anything w/ zach braff or whatever the fuck his name is! and all the SAME EXACT things that YOU DO!!!!!!1111

Heroes:

jesus

My Blog

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this was wednesday night. i was watching lord of war with duke and doyle, kinda trying to halfass mind my own business, but i was in that special state of mind where i could pay attention to the movie...
Posted by don't taze me bro on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:52:00 PST

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quit analyzing everything. shut up. think happy trees.
Posted by don't taze me bro on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:58:00 PST

30 (totally emo)

but its totally emo in a good way, as i have killed off all my emotions years ago! i wrote a song.no, really. I WROTE A WHOLE FRIKKIN THREE AND A HALF MINUTE SONG. this is like, a huge thing for me. i...
Posted by don't taze me bro on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:55:00 PST

29 (this is NOT an abstinence or prohibition speech by any means)

im awesome. everything i do is awesome kinda. i believe in all the correct shit. you all should listen to me. i can prove all of this easily.i havent had a serious girlfriend in over 2 years. it was s...
Posted by don't taze me bro on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:13:00 PST

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i dont know what im talking about, ever.
Posted by don't taze me bro on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:11:00 PST

27 (antagonizing peoples names)

i think we can all agree that the english spelling system is a confusing one indeed. you have all kinds of silent letters and so forth, and sometimes very little on paper makes sense to the untrained ...
Posted by don't taze me bro on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:39:00 PST

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blogging is gay.
Posted by don't taze me bro on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:28:00 PST

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and its not because of the whole iPhone-thing...i mean, just look at the guy... he looks like a total douchebag, with his successful-caucasian-businessman-in-his-40's-or-50's look with a touch of Pric...
Posted by don't taze me bro on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:39:00 PST

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some ancient prayers i dug up. good shit. i remember praying these words over myself years ago. im really glad i did.o lord, in your indignation do not rebuke me, neither in your hot displeasure chast...
Posted by don't taze me bro on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 07:10:00 PST

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its not always the "Best Effort" that gets a job done or a goal accomplished. sometimes mediocre efforts are called for.
Posted by don't taze me bro on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:57:00 PST