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Sarz

I'll hate the player if I want to.

About Me

Create or get your
very own MySpace LayoutsI'm just an educated fool wit' money on my mind. No wait, that was Coolio. Shit. He totally jacked my opening line. Thanks alot 'Coolio', if that is your real name.For shits and giggles, I work in the film industry, and I'm always on the lookout for talented fluffers. Now, do you have anything against blowing a donkey in the name of art?

My Interests

Bellowing random thoughts at people in supermarket queues, sticking it to The Man, drunken text messages, your mum, trying to beat amber lights, ringing up talk-back radio stations to complain about the youth of today, feeling superior while crying inside.

I'd like to meet:

Donnie Wahlberg. In fact, any of the members of NKOTB. Those magnificent bastards.

Music:

Stevie Wonder, David Gray, Curtis Mayfield, Foghat, Allman Bros., Parliament, Sly and the Family Stone, and the sweet white boy stylings (or stylins', I speak Jive as a second language)of John Mayer. And Warrant. Oh shut up, they ruled their Maybelline lipstick like nobody's bidnez. (Again, Jive.)

Movies:

Dogtown & Z-Boys, Full Metal Jacket, Easy Rider, JAWS, The China Syndrome, The Breakfast Club, Tigerland, Office Space, late night C-grade thrillers where dumb chicks get naked for no good reason. You should also check out Charlotte's Web, Nightmares & Dreamscapes, Romulus, My Father and Lake Mungo. I worked on those bitches. Next up, Hugo. It's about a moth. Sounds awesome.

Television:

Mythbusters, Arrested Development, The Office, Little Britain, Thank God You're Here, Deadwood

Books:

The Pillars of the Earth - Ken Follett, Midnight Bayou - Nora Roberts, Jaws - Peter Benchley, MEG - Steve Alten.(I abhor any work of fiction that features a murderous Albino as a plot device.)

Heroes:

Me. I'm totally committed to furthering my own mediocrity, and I staunchly defend my right to profane profusely as I do so.

My Blog

A new boy in the neighbourhood, lives downstairs and it's understood.

Why didn't anyone ever think it was creepy that a 21 yr old Scott Baio was sent to look after a 16 yr old Nicole Eggert? It is weird isn't it?  It's not just me?  I mean, it might be just me...
Posted by Sarz on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST

I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the need for a gun rack

I just found out that my dad, who I have been blissfully estranged from for 3 years, has taken up shooting as a hobby and started making his own bullets. Jesus Christ on rollerskates, look at the gene...
Posted by Sarz on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:43:00 PST

I was told there'd be cash incentives

Stupid Anna stupid tagged me and now I have to stupidly give 7 stupid facts about my stupid self.  Stupidy Stupid-Head. Kidding.  I'm a narcissist, I love this stuff! Onward, Christian Solde...
Posted by Sarz on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST

If I wasn't a Celebrity, would you be so nice to me?

Thanks to N*Sync for the thought provoking title. So, Anna Nicole Smith kicked it.  Anyone surprised? *crickets chirping* No one? Ok then.
Posted by Sarz on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:34:00 PST

You're the analyst, the fungus in my milk...

Bitches, do yourself a flavour and go vote for the 'Chair's newie, "Straight Lines" for massive saturated airplay on Triple J If you don't feel like whoring yourself out at my feeble behest,...
Posted by Sarz on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST

I carried a watermelon.

Randomness: Q. How bitchingly awesome is Ryan Rodney Reynolds? A. Fucking Very. He's in Oz right now on a mission to rid our bushland of pesky kangaroos, and he's handling our craptastic televisual an...
Posted by Sarz on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST

May induce vomitting

I'm thinking of writing a screenplay called "Exposition". It will have no actual plot, but be made up entirely of plot devices.  I'm aiming for a grossly over budgeted biblical epic sex...
Posted by Sarz on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

Lake Mungo Class of 2006

No matter how busy we are, we still find time to pose artfully..   Got the Romulus screening next week--I can't even remember what it's about.  Oh well.  Free popcorn....
Posted by Sarz on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum...

Admit it, you thought I was dead. So did I for a while there, Ararat has a habit of making a girl wish she was terminally ill. But hakuna matada, that's all in the past, I'm back in Melbourne, and hav...
Posted by Sarz on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

Tagadelia

TAG THIS! Why don't you go and get tagged? **Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themself. People who get tagged need to write their own blog about their seven things as well as these...
Posted by Sarz on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:15:00 PST