Bellowing random thoughts at people in supermarket queues, sticking it to The Man, drunken text messages, your mum, trying to beat amber lights, ringing up talk-back radio stations to complain about the youth of today, feeling superior while crying inside.
Donnie Wahlberg. In fact, any of the members of NKOTB. Those magnificent bastards.
Stevie Wonder, David Gray, Curtis Mayfield, Foghat, Allman Bros., Parliament, Sly and the Family Stone, and the sweet white boy stylings (or stylins', I speak Jive as a second language)of John Mayer. And Warrant. Oh shut up, they ruled their Maybelline lipstick like nobody's bidnez. (Again, Jive.)
Dogtown & Z-Boys, Full Metal Jacket, Easy Rider, JAWS, The China Syndrome, The Breakfast Club, Tigerland, Office Space, late night C-grade thrillers where dumb chicks get naked for no good reason. You should also check out Charlotte's Web, Nightmares & Dreamscapes, Romulus, My Father and Lake Mungo. I worked on those bitches. Next up, Hugo. It's about a moth. Sounds awesome.
Mythbusters, Arrested Development, The Office, Little Britain, Thank God You're Here, Deadwood
The Pillars of the Earth - Ken Follett, Midnight Bayou - Nora Roberts, Jaws - Peter Benchley, MEG - Steve Alten.(I abhor any work of fiction that features a murderous Albino as a plot device.)
Me. I'm totally committed to furthering my own mediocrity, and I staunchly defend my right to profane profusely as I do so.