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Kiki

Come over here an gimme a kiss!

About Me

..

I have blonde hair sometimes.
I have contemplated shaving it all off, but then sobered up.
I am about so tall.
My body is over 70% water.
I find drinking refreshing
and sleeping a neccessary waste of time.
I have all my own teeth.
I am the best driver in my car.
I am also the best singer in my car.
I do not have 50 million dollars.
Aliens scare me - don't ask, I won't elaborate.
I know when to listen and when to talk
but knowing is only half the battle.

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4/A

My Interests

I enjoy people watching, claymation, finger puppets, ice cream tongue-sculpting, bobsleding, shredding documents, making hats from aluminum foil (not as often as I used to, due to the whole alzheimers link), nose-picking (not mine), anti-cleaning and imaginary gourmet cooking. I'm real good at that.

I'd like to meet:



I'm here to hook up with old friends and hopefully meet some new ones.

I like funny people. People who understand that every situation has a funny aspect. If you take things to seriously, you just spend way to much time pissed off, or upset or worried. There is no such thing as perfect in this world, so calm your anal-selves down and quit trying to achieve perfection.

Sometimes it's the goof-ups and things you think make you look stupid, that are really the things people love about you.

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

I need to have some deep conversation soon or my mind will turn to mush.

.. You scored as Judge, You are a Judge Empath, one who is a "truthsayer". You can tell truth from lies, good from evil. You do not tolerate wrong doing. You are a defender of the good and the innocent. You are kind and merciful but do not play foolish games. (from "The Book of Storms" by Jad Alexander at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Empaths/)

Judge


95%

Traveler


80%

Healer


80%

Artist


80%

Fallen Angel


70%

Universal


70%

Shaman


65%

Precog


50%
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Music:

I like whatever you like.

No, just kidding.

(No really...I like whatever you like)

Movies:

FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:

"The photograph shows only the reality. The painting shows not only the reality, but the dream behind it. It's our dreams, doctor, that carry us on. They separate us from the beasts. I wouldn't want to go on living if I thought it was all just eating, and sleeping, and taking my clothes off, I mean putting them on... "

Television:

Anything Alien, Biological, Medical, Chemical or Biblical, or starring Terry O'Quinn.

LOST.

Books:

I just finished Just Like Daddy - well actually I read it at least 2 times a day. Then there is also the Big Book of Trucks and that stupid little one with the pigeon on the front where he talks about all the things that go (bus, train, airplane etc). Yeah, that one always moves me to tears.

Heroes:

My mother for fighting when it was time to fight and teaching me what love is. For molding me into a thinking woman with SISU and attitude. And for keeping me on the straight and narrow with the simple reminder "Remember who you are" as I walked out the door.

My grandmother for never wasting away, even at 92. Living life with a highball in one hand and semi-tacky, but otherwise enjoyable book, in the other, until she simply was no more. And for always telling it like it was and never comprimising.

My Blog

Extinguishing the Sun

Despite the amazing amount of empty bottles, the throbbing headache and the dry mouth, I still managed to eek the beauty out of today. A long hot bath. A nice little nap. And an afternoon spent watchi...
Posted by Kiki on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:07:00 PST

I’m not dead.

In my line of work, I talk to a lot of salesmen. People trying to sell me stuff, people trying to get me to sell my stuff, people who want to sell their stuff with my stuffs name on it, people who wa...
Posted by Kiki on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST

Ouch

Naive...? No, not really. More like a glutton for punishment. A masochist, I might concede. So, I continue to brush off the strange stabbing sensation and choose to live past the pain. I co...
Posted by Kiki on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

Have you thought about...

...who you're going to vote for next year? Now is the time to start thinking about this. How many times have you heard people complain about the lack of a "good candidate to pick from"? Quit bitchin...
Posted by Kiki on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

Handy Manny has a Side Job

Oops: N.J. kids get porn instead of cartoonsJennie Sherman tells WCBS-TV that her two sons got an eyeful on Tuesday when they tried to watch Handy Manny, a popular cartoon program that airs on the Dis...
Posted by Kiki on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:38:00 PST

The science of death

This article and it's subject matter was purely amazing to me so I thought I would share it with y'all. The future holds some amazing things my friends... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18368186/site/new...
Posted by Kiki on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

A Fork in the Road

Once there were two boys. So similar in many ways. With sweet loving mothers and drunk abusive fathers and little need to talk about either.   Two peas in a pod for so many years like bookends...
Posted by Kiki on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:13:00 PST

3 Squares a Day...

doesn't mean what it used tothanks to rock singer/environmentalist Ms. Sheryl Crow.It was widely reported today that Ms. Crow has been doing her research and has come to the conclusion that Global Wa...
Posted by Kiki on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

Continuous Loop

I don't care that he is South Korean or that the football team rocks. And I don't blame people for not anticipating the craziness to come. Who can predict the precise moment reality will break and ...
Posted by Kiki on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

Go Jump Off a Bridge!

C'mon! Everybody's doing it.The latest reports regarding the UN, male circumcision and HIVhave got me in a tizzy.I'm angry.I'm scared.And most of all I am pissed.The UN is claiming that routine male c...
Posted by Kiki on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST