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the shitmouth peasant

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

im an equal opportunist misogynist bitches and whore monger... im a BevMo shopper. ex-poetry slammer, voyuerist, fighting bitches, punching fat girls, conversing with strippers, cuddling, concrete rock thrower, i enjoy getting hookers pregnant. making out with voluptuous moms, practicing 4/4 drum patterns with pencils, running on the side of I-5, tough sex, bar hopping, rock concerts, hip hop shows, punk shows, thrifting is a must so i can buy more refurbished sweatshop meat cleavers, star gazing at the sun, postering, more cuddling, supreme shit talker, wheatpasting, painting ignorant art, graffiti, working on graphics, walking to nowhere, interesting conversations about mothers, writing one page novels, goin to your moms house, big cities, beaches with leeches, traveling to learn yo culture, coffee shops with no caffeine drinks, escaping reality, hoop it up, write, write, write, and write more. http://www.fotolog.net/thepeasantry

My Interests

anything and everything.... i like to shop at BevMo. gas station nachos, free food from jack in the box in livermore, gym, writing, direct tv, walking, fighting, punching, violence, injustice, love, cuddling, shit talking, this includes dry humping. im a self loathing bastard barfly. i welcome jager shots, long islands, hefeweizen, sierra nevada. 151 malibu rum and pineapple juice thats caribou lou warranted in missou. An innocent man locked up is deadlier than a criminal. i can be deep or really damn ignorant or just plain smot... talk to me . .. ishmouthpeasant

I'd like to meet:

i wouldn't want to meet a biatch who makes random phone calls but i would meet a child that would hang out with michael jackson and joe mama. a female with czech tits. someone who can make delicious potato salad. a female that likes to kiss n cuddle. a maladaptive unjustifiable double culture third world mishap femme fatale with a dash of sarcastic monotone vocabulary half vegan half vegetarian that loves shitmouth peasants. or someone who doesnt fall into the stagnant block stereotypical cliche of people who wanna look different. remember america is profiting from your independence. oh i also would like to meet a girl with a big gut because takes guts to have a gut. and i wanna hide behind her like she's a nice size walking advertisement. and if she has dreads she may have pubic lice in her hair. or someone that enjoys rough sex. so basically your mom and anyone who wants me. or possibly lauren phoenix, dorothy day, jessica biel, krystal blue, miri-ben ari, scarlett johanssen, krystal steal, and gloria velez. oh yeah that one girl web used to call t-bone i wanna meet her skank ass. all in all a hollaback girl perhaps... or a beer guzzler thin strip monger with gigantic eyelashes wearing toe rings. im not asking for originality but maybe a someone that can do some justice for living in a capitalist consuming culture without appreciation of life that is damn near incapable of being achieved in many other nations. sometimes your constant spoiled bickering seems to overbear the bullying of what occurs to other countries especially my birth country and my native country. yeah eat a nut. genocide bitches. u ever get into rawanda more than a thousand massacred within one week. no guns just straight machetes bitches. all through radio and newspaper propaganda. i don't wanna meet some veggie straight from the coldasack vintage indie influenced im original individual thrifter that listens to sad music because its different yeah im taking indirect shots bee aye itches. be about it. crazy fat girls need big love.

Music:

saigon, diplo, jolie holland, jon brion, aimee mann, e-40, sage francis, fugazi, jolie holland, mos def, def jux, mr. lif, mars volta, wu-tang, mobb deep, ras kass, jurassic 5, outkast, janis joplin, brian eno, bad religion, theivery corporation, bb king, aesop rock, the game, g-unit, alias, mac lethal, adeem, sole, lil jon and anything crunk, atdi, billie holiday, blonde redhead, santessa, RATM, slug, miles davis, def jux, anticon, talib kweli, bob marley, brother ali, immortal technique, cannibal ox, the game, incubus, saul williams, cody chesnutt, the strokes, portishead, TOOL, radiohead, buck 65, madlib, jean grae, yeah yeahs, ludacris, dj shadow, citizen cope, dilated peoples, alchemist, jay-z, nas, visionaries, 8ball and mjg, le tigre, anti-flag, misfits, peter tosh, marvin gaye, al green.... oh yeah my buddy okwerdz is a lightweight.

Movies:

garden state, rize, wedding crashers, requiem for a dream, kill bill, do the right thing, she hate me, magnolia, punch-drunk love, eternal sunshine for the spotless mind, insomnia, im gonna git u sucka, rules of attraction, memento, pi, basquiat, matrix, pulp fiction, gummo, kids, resevoir dogs, one hour photo, wildstyle, ken park, mad max, garden state, tarantino flicks, spike lee flicks, spike jonze flicks, milf hunter, style wars, pinero, my own i-movies

Television:

kill your tv. i haven't killed mine yet. hey what do you when you see half of a cop? stop laughing and reload. oh wait i do watch Entourage.

Books:

catcher in the rye, stupid white men, the debt, any chomsky or zinn book, corporate irresponsibility, che, government is violence, pedagogy of the opressed, voices of wisdom, nazi bible, anything by kerouac, castro, lenin, guerilla warfare

Heroes:

stress. parents and siblings.

My Blog

college and money

i read this at a forum, it truly makes sense. "I think their was a time as well, and I also think depending on what country you visit, for some people learning remains the paramount focus. Howe...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

girlfriend application or just a damn application if you like me.

fill it out if your bored. i know i am. NAME? EMAIL/SCREENNAME? AGE? LOCATION? DRINK? IF SO, WHY? SMOKE ANYTHING? IF SO, WHY? WHERE DO YOU STAND POLITICALLY? WHER...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stockton sucks...

i hate stockton. everyone sucks here. i miss chico. i miss drinking hypnotiq and talking shit to my roomie jessica. i miss her and the chinchilla. i miss roy's bullshit ass sf lingo. i miss the bear,...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dixie wreck.

that punk got re-elected and my cousin is still in Iraq. havent heard from him in awhile. last time i heard he supported bush but that was before the whole iraq situation. anyway i know his opinion is...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mike mcgee and shane koyczan

California Love... I really need to write up a full on report of this tour. Mebbe soon... Made it to California yesterday afternoon, three hours and forty five minutes later than scheduled by Amtr...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i will beat the shit out of a bitch

except for my mama and gf.
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4th of Jew Lie

so here is my time to randomly write about my experiences in this wonderful peculiar hometown of stockton california. well i would like to say a nice fuck you to acquaintances who i know are the well-...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

message for sick fucks...

to any of you who are molesters and rapists or just straight sick perverts, fuck you. i will beat u up so bad that death will be a luxury to your existence and if not u will surely get what is coming ...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

miss chico

i always thought i'd hate chico. but i've grown to love it. i've enjoyed my experiences and grew as a person in that atmosphere. i've made many friends and most of them have graduated. i've met slutty...
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sacramento Slam Team Qualifier Experience

I was one of the qualifiers for the Sacramento slam team. Rough night and rough venue heh the venue was called the Jamaica house. There were 9 poets and all were black except for one other poet and I....
Posted by the shitmouth peasant on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST