wait, I'm bewildered...isn't this basically the same thing as the "about me" section? Why would I fill out the same thing twice? Oh well, I suppose I'll do it anyways. Here it goes:Music, buying and hunting down music (and probably spending too much money doing it), concerts and shows, listening to weird music in the rain, video games, buying and hunting down video games (spending too much on that, too), anime, B-movies, video nasties, bizarre images, bubble teas, doodling stupid pictures while I'm bored, walking around, head banging, being eccentric, being lazy, being an anti-social grump, cartoons, all you can eat buffets, pissing vast amounts of people off, flea market and thrift stores, sleeping, zodiac, making stupid jokes, mimicking and making up voices, random nostalgia, looking at random roadkill, watching idiots hurt themselves, having beautiful maidens feed me grapes while I laugh sinisterly into the night, showing knucklehead tailgaters the back of my 5 inch long middle finger (I measured it when there was a couple minutes of downtime at work one day), ducking so I don't hit my head on the ceiling while running down the stairs to take a late night wiz, freaking out random little kids and/or old people just because I'm big, ugly and mad looking, farting and then blaming it on some random asshole, trying to shave without cutting myself (sadly, this seems to be an impossibility), blah blah.. this probably sounds like some middle aged man's midlife crisis. Oh, and I'm just fuckin' around here, so don't take all the crap I say too seriously.
Music freaks (especially rock and metal fans), gamers, nerds, weirdos, packrats, B-movie buffs, artist, people that get their favorite sodas from the fountain drink machines, people who can take a joke, regardless of how stupid it may be, stupid bitchez, and last -- but certainly not least -- the fine hobo gentleman who left all that raggedy old pornography in the Ashland woods. Bless you, sir hobo.LOLZ! Gentlemen of Andrew Dice Clay's caliber are sadly lacking in the modern age. ):It's simple: Thin Lizzy's the best ever.Coven and Jinx Dawson for inventing the devil horns.
Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Rainbow, Uriah Heep, Quartermass, UFO, Rush, Ozzy, Bloodrock, Nitzinger, Jimi Hendrix, Robin Trower, The Yardbirds, Ten Years After, Jeff Beck, Humble Pie, Captain Beyond, Ashton, paice and Lord, Coven, Warhorse (old and new), Black Widow, Iron Claw, Flying Hat Band, Night Sun, White Witch, Weed, Head Machine, Tucky Buzzard, Tear Gas, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, The Pretty Things, A Foot in Cold Water, Relatively Clean Rivers, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Cat Bones, Full Moon, Foghat, Nazareth, Jerusalem, Wishbone Ash, Status Quo, Slade, T.Rex, Edgar Winter Group, Sir Lord Baltimore, Baumstam, Haze, Yesterday and Today, Tapiman, Erkin Koray, 3 Hur El, Dug Dug's, Dogfeet, Taste, Bang!, Savoy Brown, Warpig, Grand Funk Railroad, Ursa Major, Alice Cooper, Gary Moore, AC/DC, The Ramones, Dust, Cream, Frijid Pink, Jade Warrior, Human Beast, Hairy Chapter, Nosferatu, Wicked Lady, Dark, Blues Creation, Blue Cheer, Parish Hall, Randy Holden, MC5, Young Flowers, Human Instinct, Bodkin, Led Zeppelin, Leslie West, West, Bruce and Laing, Mountain, Creation, Sex, After Shave, Master's Apprentices, The Open Mind, Power Of Zeus, Help, Tea, Reaction, November, IceCross, Ashbury, Swampgas, Widowmaker, Mahogany Rush, Toe Fat, Vanilla Fudge, Spooky Tooth, Armageddon, Black Oak Arkansas, Blackfoot, Budgie, Iggy and the Stooges, Rose Tattoo, Acid Mothers Temple, Dionysis, Stone Garden, The Ghost, Twenty Century Zoo, Freedom's Children, Flower Travellin' Band, Concrete Rubber Band, 13th Floor Elevator, Roky Erickson, Silverhead, Samuel Prody, Tiger B. Smith, Blast Furnace, Birth Control, Josefus, Luv Machine, Gong, Pinnacle, Jeronimo, Neon Rose, Toad, Incredible Hog, Purple Image, Quintessence, Too Much, Food Brain, Speed, Glue and Shinki, Shinki Chen, Powerhouse, Murasaki, Lazy, Flied Egg, Strawberry Path, Samurai, The Pink Fairies, Hawkwind, Lucky Leif and the Long Ships, Motorhead, Lucifer's Friend, Asterix, Lucifer Was, Thin Lizzy, Phil Lynott, Wild Horses, Funky Junction, Bubble Puppy, Edgar Broughton Band, Atomic Rooster, Elf, Dio, Michael Schenker Group, Graham Bonnet, Ian Gillan, Tommy Bolin, John Sykes, Alcatrazz, Yngwie Malmsteen, early Whitesnake, Trapeze, Witchfinder General, Pentagram, Death Row, Bedemon, Warlord, Cathedral, Kyuss, The Atomic Bitchwax, Witchcraft, The Sword, Earthride, Saint Vitus, Church of Misery, Debris inc, Goatsnake, Death SS, Steve Sylvester, Paul Chain, Black Hole, Liar of the Minotaur, Count Raven, Sir Hedgehog, Thrones, Melvins, Big Business, Corrosion of Conformity, Trouble, Solitude Aeturnus, Super Shine, King's X, Orange Goblin, Bigelf, Orange Sunshine, Entrance, Blood of the Sun, Sleep, OM, High on Fire, Bongzilla, Grief, YOB, Cactus, Groundhogs, Jackal, Earth, Boris, Uli Jon Roth and early Scorpions, Electric Sun, T2, GUN, Three Man Army, Ultra, Amulet, JTP Scareband, Cain, Moxy, Stray, Poobah, Ted Nugent, Kiss, The Obsessed, Spirit Caravan, Acid King, Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine, Burning Witch, Place of Skulls, Electric Wizard, Iron Monkey, Eyehategod, Internal Void, Candlemass, Reverend Bizarre, Grand Magus, Iron Man, Cirith Ungol, Pagan Altar, Penance, Force, Spiritual Beggars, Dream Death, Rage, Jaguar, Tank, Elixir, Grave Digger, Grim Reaper, Raven, Angel Witch, Legend, Witchfynde, Helloween, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Quartz, Tygers of Pan Tang, A II Z, Girl School, Saxon, Vardis, Venom, Holocaust, Tokyo Blade, Blitzkrieg, Diamond Head, Fist, Praying Mantis, Demon, Witch Cross, UDO, Accept, Slauter Xstroyes, Sodom, Destruction, Kreator, Tankard, Coroner, Celtic Frost, Whiplash, Ludichrist, Hobbs' Angel of Death, Forbidden, Slayer, Exodus, Anvil, Piledriver, Possessed (death/thrash and 70s' band), Sepultura, Testament, Flotsam and Jetsam, Megadeth, Dark Angel, Death Angel, At War, Hellhammer, Nuclear Assault, Detente, Anthrax, Vio-Lence, Bathory, Plasmatics, Carnivore, Discharge, Broken Bones, DRI, Cro-Mags, Crumbsuckers, Gang Green, Manilla Road, UDO, Godflesh, Killing Joke, Swans, Lightshine, Jacula, Warning, Negative Space, Neu, Guru Guru, Haze, Tangerine Dream, Ash Ra Tempel, Blackwater Park, Virus, Brainticket, Grobschnitt, Message, Made in Germany, Amon Duul II, Eloy, Group 1850, Cosmic Jokers, Silberbart, Mindfuck, kinpingmeh, Jane, Dies Irae, Growl, McChurch Soundroom, King Crimson, The Velvet Underground, Hell Preachers Inc., Pink Floyd, Clear Blue Sky, Wanka, ELO, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Genesis, Yes, Nektar, Porcupine Tree, Gentle Giant, Marillion, Steamhammer, Curved Air, Atlantis, Frumpy, Fields, Rare Bird, and numorous other NWOBHM, doom/stoner, classic rock, hard rock, '70s rock, krautrock, heavy psych and all around hard rockin' bands, ect ect ect.. That said, a huge fuck off to all the fatso knuckleheads that think black metal and rap are actually cool.
Petey Wheatstraw, Dolemite, Disco Godfather, The Human Tornado, The Goonies, Porky's, Detroit Rock City, Rocky series, Ultra Warrior, Death Stalker series, Blade Runner, Scanners, Phantasm series, The Last House on the Left, House on the Edge of the Park, House by the Cemetry, City of the Living Dead, Don't Torture a Duckling, The Beyond, Toxic Avenger, Ghoulies series, Freaks, Barbarella, Abraxas, Hell Comes to Frog Town, Escape from New York, Maximum Overdrive, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Deliverance, Castle of Cagliostro, Princess Mononoke, Akira, Vampire Hunter D, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Jin-Roh, Blackjack, Berserk, Record of Lodoss War, Peacock King, Battle Angel, Devilman, Urotsukidoji series, Fist of the North Star, Rurouni Kenshin OVAs, Conan, Red Sonja, Witchfinder General, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, The Cat O'Nine Tails, The Church, Opera, Deep Red, Susperia, Inferno, Shock, The Thing, The Stuff, They Live!, The Blob, I Spit on your Grave, The Toolbox Murders, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Killing machine, Riki-Oh, Enter the Fat Dragon, Shogun Assassin and the Lone Wolf and Cub series, Yojimbo, The Hidden Fortress, One Armed Swordsman series, The Yakuza Papers, Ninja Scroll, Shogun's Samurai, Death Wish series, 10 To Midnight, Mr Majestic, The Evil That Men Do, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Creepshow series, Blind Dead series, Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal Holocaust, Porno Holocaust, Massacre in Dinosaur Valley, The Man From Deep River, Diamonds of Kilimanjaro, Amazonia, Antropophagus, Don't Go into the Woods...Alone!, Men Behind the Sun, Guinea Pig series, Nekromantik, Salo, Blood Feast, The Wizard of Gore, Battle Royal, Faces of Death, Death Hunt, Hard Times, There Will Be Blood, The Wizard, Fantastic Planet, Wizards, Fire and Ice, Heavy Traffic, Heavy Metal, Once Upon A Girl, Fritz the Cat, Crumb, Dreams, Seven Samurai, Shinsengumi, Blind Woman's Curse, Zatoichi series, Hanzo the Razor, Lady Snowblood, Karate Bullfighter, Karate Bearfighter, Karate for Life, Shadow Warriors series, Ichi The Killer, Inframan, Taoism Drunkard, Grindhouse, They Call Her One Eye, Escape From Women's Prison, Scorpion: Female Prisoner 701 series, Sex and Fury, Female Yakuza Tale, IIsa She Wolf of the SS, Maniac, George Romero's 'Dead' series, Evil Dead series, Halloween, Hellraiser, Street Trash, Kill Bill, Mad Max, The Warriors, Gummo, KIDS, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Street Fighter series, Jacob's Ladder, Altered States, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, The Mansion of Madness, Alucarda, The Holy Mountain, El Topo, Santa Sangre, Brazil, Mystics In Bali, Rabbit's Moon, The Cremaster Cycle, Begotten, Yellow Submarine, The Butterfly Ball, Squirm, Re-animtor, Society, Shock Waves, Zombie series, The Beyond, Scorpio Rising, Lucifer Rising, Dementia 13, Pink Flamingos, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The Gong Show Movie, Head, Cheech and Chong series, Bloodsport, Kick Boxer series, Curse of the Undead Yoma, Meet the Feebles, Deer Hunter, Robocop, Ninja Turf, Chariots of the Gods, blah blah, ect ect.. I basically like movies with humor in poor taste, zombies, nazis that turn into zombies, robots, guys falling out of 60 story windows to their deaths (it happens in every good 80's movie), and/or mass amounts of gore.
Married with Children, A-Team, Wonder Showzen, Twin Peaks, The State, The $1.98 Beauty Pageant, Rocko, Two fat ladies, Adult Swim, Three Stooges, Iron Chef, Press Your Luck, Taboo, Seinfeld, Ren and Stimpy, Ghostbusters, strong man competition, VH1 Classic (Metal Mania), Unsolved Mysteries (back when they showed ghosts and shit), Something Weird, Beyond Bizarre, random tests of the emergency broadcast system (hey, you never know when it's actually gonna be real).
Do old Tales from the Crypt comics, graphic novels, and those mini Biblical flyers you always find on your car's windshield count as books?
Robert Crumb, John Waters, Frank Frazetta, Ted Nugent, Slimer, Satan, Mr. Magoo, Baphomet, The two fat ladies (RIP fat ladies), Rudy Ray Moore, Lemmy Kilmister, Phil Lynott, Jesse Ventura, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, fat dudes who eat BBQ, Charles Bronson, Yoshitaka Amano, Cthulhu, Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, H.P Lovecraft, Wendy 'O Williams, Orson Welles, Gorilla Monsoon.