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Avg Joe

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Greetings, and thank you for visiting my space at MySpace. My page is optimized for Mozilla FireFox, but any browser should work. If you have any problems viewing, please let me know. Thanks.
Who am I? What do I like?
I'm The Avg Joe.
I'm a risktaker.
I'm laid back.
I'm a music addict.
I'm pessimistic, yet optimistic.
I'm a goofball.
I'm very honest.
I don't give a fuck what you think.
I'm a pagan.
I'm determined.
I'm creative.
I do things my own way.
I have my own style.
I'm a guitarist.
I'm a constant work in progress.
I'm a graphic designer.
I'm a writer.
I'm a webmaster.
I'm a computer geek.
I'm romantic.
I'm 78% sexy and 85% eager.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a good guy.
I'm a Deviant.
I'm obsessive/compulsive.
I'm the real deal.
I'm the bigger, better deal.
I'm something unexpected.
What do I hate?
Fake people.
Fake things.
People who use me.
(I'll find out)
Drama starters.
Just drama. Period. Chill out already.
Hypocrites.
Liars.
Things with no eyes.
Jealousy.
Stalkers.
Gold-diggers.
Bigots and other haters.
Bullies.
Things being blown out of proportion.
People who are famous, yet lack one ounce of real talent.
Things You Should Know:
I do not brag, nor talk about, money. Okay, thanks.
Once I set a goal, I will not stop until I reach it.
I love to have fun and I love to party.
I can get pretty wild at times.
I live in the moment,
But I do have a very deep, romantic, intellectual side.
I want to be filthy rich.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Sorry if I'm not very talkative sometimes.
Also sorry if I get too loud.
I'm very bi-polar, so if I say something rude in the spur of the moment please don't get too offended.
My life philosophy is "Yin-Yang".
It takes a lot to piss me off, but I pity the fool that does.
If you've made it this far into my profile, obviously you're someone who actually gives a shit, and cares enough to get to know me a bit better. In that case, feel free to message me and I will be more than happy to send you a pic of the real me. Sans bag, of course. :)
I'm a firm believer in the old saying about a picture being worth a thousand words, so I'll be uploading alot more pics and videos shortly. In the meantime, here are a few to set my story in motion:
THIS IS MY BFF BOZO - He is a Red Lory from Indonesia
2 OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
AND YET ANOTHER
Cincinnati Zoo 2006
Around Town 2006
Cancer
You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces
- AVG JOE's Sexy Acronym -
A is for... Arousing
V is for... Virile
G is for... G Spot, duh

J is for... Jerk-Off
O is for... Orgiastic
E is for... Erectile
Avg Joe's Sexual Nickname:
Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
Avg Joe's Pimp Name:
Trick Tickler J
Avg Joe will most likely go to jail for ...
Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis
My Kama Sutra Position is...
The Swan

She sits upright upon him, her head thrown back like a rearing mare, bringing her feet together on the bed to one side of his body
My Tarot Card is...
What My Bathroom Habits Say About Me:
You are very independent and self-centered. You don't solve other people's problems - and you don't expect them to solve yours.
Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you're lucky.
You are a little shy and easily embarrassed. You often wonder if you are normal.
In relationships, you are practical and realistic. You have a romantic side, but you only let it out when it's appropriate. What Do Your Bathroom Habits Say About You?
Avg Joe's Favorite Pickup Line Is:
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? The Magical Pick Up Line Generator
Avg Joe's Birthdate: July 21
You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone.
Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them.
Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1
You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
My Ideal Relationship is Serious Dating
You're not ready to go walking down the aisle.
But you may be ready in a couple of years.
You prefer to date one on one, with a commitment.
And while chemistry is important, so is compatibility. What's Your Ideal Relationship?

My Interests

Is this the part where I'm supposed to say how cool I am? My name is The Avg Joe, and I tug on the heartstrings of America like a song about child abuse sung by an abused child. Everything I say or do is for the sole purpose of having a funny or interesting story to tell later [this is why I love it when bad things happen to me]. I was supposed to be an artist and a musician, but God fucked up in the creation process. I don't care if you add me without sending a message first, because I crave attention and acceptance so goddamn badly ;)

I'd like to meet:


Someone who will treat me badly and make me feel like shit about myself, preferrably someone who won't call me the next day. Already having a significant other is a big plus. If you fit this description, what are you doing later?

LIVINGAngelina Jolie; HR Giger; Robert DeNiro; Al Pacino; Hugh Hefner; Larry Flynt; Amy Fisher; Ginger Lynn-Allen; Ron Jeremy; Heidi Fleiss; Bill Gates; Stephen Hawking; Johnny Depp; Tim Burton; Robert Crumb.

DECEASEDSalvadore Dali; Leonardo di Vinci; John Lennon; Jesus (of Nazareth fame); Anton Zander LaVey; Aleister Crowley; Gerald Gardner; Bhuda; Kurt Vonnegut; Robert Mitchum.

FICTIONALSherlock Holmes; James Bond; Lola (yes, that one);) and I always thought that Alice chick from Wonderland was kinda hot, too.

Music:

I listen to a wide range of stuff on a daily basis, except for country and rap, although a few in each category are ok. Here are some of my personal favorites from a number of different categories. Hope you enjoy :)

Movies:

I absolutely LOVE to watch Movies!

To actually watch some of my favorite movies, shows and videos online, check out my other page here:
http://www.veoh.com/users/josbradley

Horror and anime are my main interests, but here are some of my personal favorites, in no particular order:

Television:

I don't watch tv anymore, per se, because I no longer own one. Yea! All of my viewing is now done on the internet.

To actually watch some of my favorite movies, shows and videos online, check out my other page here:
http://www.veoh.com/users/josbradley

Here's a list of my favorite shows, though, in no particular order:

Ren & Stimpy; King of the Hill; South Park; Jerry Springer; Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC); Adult Swim; Desparate Housewives; Showtime's Masters Of Horror; Jimmy Kimmel Live!; Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson; Criss Angel: Mindfreak on Bravo; House, M.D.; Hustle on AMC; Anything on The Discovery Channel

Books:

My favorite book is the one I wrote myself, obviously. It's called Shedding Skin: Hardcore Identity-Change & Vanishing Techniques for the New Millenium.

Beyond that, I love comic books! But as far as standard-fare recommended reading, here is my personal list of must-have, always-on-hand books and authors, again in no particular order:

Heroes:

Abbie Hoffman; The Silicon Toad; Cap'n Crunch; Hugh Hefner; The X-Men; Dr. Timothy Leary; Napolean Hill, Dr. W.G. Hill; Stephen Hawking; Bill Gates; Yanik Silver; Stan "The Man" Lee; John "The Wad" Holmes.
Save The World - One Click At A Time!
As you can see, I like to incorporate a lot of humor into both my page and my life, but even I know there is a time to get serious, and I need to do that for just one moment. Below you will notice 6 icons, each linking to a site that helps to relieve suffering. On each of these websites, you can click a button to support their cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you absolutely nothing! Please bookmark each of these sites, and click on them once a day! They will ask you for absolutely no money, as the sponsors pay them for each click. If you can't take 30 seconds out of your day to click and help stop pain and suffering, and to help make the world a better place, then maybe YOU are a part of the problem and are not so caring a person as you might have thought. Think about that, and thanks for everyone's support. - Avg Joe
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