Is this the part where I'm supposed to say how cool I am? My name is The Avg Joe, and I tug on the heartstrings of America like a song about child abuse sung by an abused child. Everything I say or do is for the sole purpose of having a funny or interesting story to tell later [this is why I love it when bad things happen to me]. I was supposed to be an artist and a musician, but God fucked up in the creation process. I don't care if you add me without sending a message first, because I crave attention and acceptance so goddamn badly ;)
Someone who will treat me badly and make me feel like shit about myself, preferrably someone who won't call me the next day. Already having a significant other is a big plus. If you fit this description, what are you doing later?
LIVINGAngelina Jolie; HR Giger; Robert DeNiro; Al Pacino; Hugh Hefner; Larry Flynt; Amy Fisher; Ginger Lynn-Allen; Ron Jeremy; Heidi Fleiss; Bill Gates; Stephen Hawking; Johnny Depp; Tim Burton; Robert Crumb.
DECEASEDSalvadore Dali; Leonardo di Vinci; John Lennon; Jesus (of Nazareth fame); Anton Zander LaVey; Aleister Crowley; Gerald Gardner; Bhuda; Kurt Vonnegut; Robert Mitchum.
FICTIONALSherlock Holmes; James Bond; Lola (yes, that one);) and I always thought that Alice chick from Wonderland was kinda hot, too.
I listen to a wide range of stuff on a daily basis, except for country and rap, although a few in each category are ok. Here are some of my personal favorites from a number of different categories. Hope you enjoy :)
I absolutely LOVE to watch Movies!
To actually watch some of my favorite movies, shows and videos online, check out my other page here:
http://www.veoh.com/users/josbradley
Horror and anime are my main interests, but here are some of my personal favorites, in no particular order:
I don't watch tv anymore, per se, because I no longer own one. Yea! All of my viewing is now done on the internet.
To actually watch some of my favorite movies, shows and videos online, check out my other page here:
http://www.veoh.com/users/josbradley
Here's a list of my favorite shows, though, in no particular order:
Ren & Stimpy; King of the Hill; South Park; Jerry Springer; Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC); Adult Swim; Desparate Housewives; Showtime's Masters Of Horror; Jimmy Kimmel Live!; Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson; Criss Angel: Mindfreak on Bravo; House, M.D.; Hustle on AMC; Anything on The Discovery Channel
My favorite book is the one I wrote myself, obviously. It's called Shedding Skin: Hardcore Identity-Change & Vanishing Techniques for the New Millenium.
Beyond that, I love comic books! But as far as standard-fare recommended reading, here is my personal list of must-have, always-on-hand books and authors, again in no particular order:
Abbie Hoffman; The Silicon Toad; Cap'n Crunch; Hugh Hefner; The X-Men; Dr. Timothy Leary; Napolean Hill, Dr. W.G. Hill; Stephen Hawking; Bill Gates; Yanik Silver; Stan "The Man" Lee; John "The Wad" Holmes.
Save The World - One Click At A Time!
As you can see, I like to incorporate a lot of humor into both my page and my life, but even I know there is a time to get serious, and I need to do that for just one moment. Below you will notice 6 icons, each linking to a site that helps to relieve suffering. On each of these websites, you can click a button to support their cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you absolutely nothing! Please bookmark each of these sites, and click on them once a day! They will ask you for absolutely no money, as the sponsors pay them for each click. If you can't take 30 seconds out of your day to click and help stop pain and suffering, and to help make the world a better place, then maybe YOU are a part of the problem and are not so caring a person as you might have thought. Think about that, and thanks for everyone's support. - Avg Joe
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