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gloria

of course the milk is out of season , what was i thinking ?

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in my spare time ,i like to dress up like a member of kiss and sell doors door to door. you never know when you might need a new door. i also like to pretend that i just won american idol borat style . high five , very nice. people have often mistaken me for being a '' numee '' at times. -i'm not sure what that is though. often i put on a power ranger outfit , and fight spartan warriors with fisher price tools , because that is what i do . i also try to help families by not giving away a sibling to a group of traveling gypsies that just happen to be passing by. i try to make the world a better place by doing this . also , i try to avoid eating foods that would make me kill people...according to a wise old man this can happen. i like to kyack through muddy waters , attempting to retrive my soggy bagged lunch from floating downstream. also i am an expert in yodeling , and high wire acrobatics ... well not really , but it would be nice. sometimes i like to sing part time lover at karoke bars with strangers ....that just sounds like it belongs on a bumper sticker or something. i also love dancing to the song sexbomb (peppermint disco mix) by tom jones. for some reason hearing tom jones say that your a sexbomb , makes me wanna put on my boggie shoes , and shake it like a salt shaker. in other words '' i promise you my heart , just promise to sing'' i was born and raised amish , but rebelled againt the life of churning butter just for myspace.MANNIQUINS DANCE PALACE IN DOWNTOWN DISNEY , IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!
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Music:

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Movies:

borat !!!!!!! alot like love , 40 year old virgin , wedding crashers , because i said so . sister hood of the traveling pants (because i am a girl) , banger sisters )

Television:

sex and the city , friends , da ali g show .

Heroes:

anyone really musicians mostly . oh and sasha baron cohen